Hello guys! Mera naam Raj hai aur Mai Ujjain ka rehna wala hu. Mere parivaar me 4 member hai jinme Mai, meri Maa, mere Papa aur meri Behan shaamil hai. To dosto bina time waste kare Mai apni story start karta hu.
Ye un dino ki baat hai, jab Mai school me tha. Mai 18 saal ka tha aur 12th me padhta tha. Hamaare ghar par ek Aunty kaam karne aati thi. Unka naam tha Laxmi. Unki age 50+ thi aur unka figure 36″40″36″ tha. Unka Pati railway me peon ki job karta tha. Unke 3 bachhe the, jinme 2 ladke aur ek ladki thi.
Unke teeno bachho ki shaadi bhi ho gayi thi. Ek din meri Mummy ko call aayi, ki unke maayike ghar me function tha aur hum logo ko waha jaana padna tha. Us time mere exam chal rahe the. Ab problem ye thi, ki ghar-waale mujhe chodh kar kaisa jaaye.
Mere sabhi family members ye discuss kar hi rahe the, ki ab kya kiya jaaye? Tabhi laxmi Aunty ne hamari baat sun li aur unhone meri Mummy se kaha-
Aunty: Didi agar bura na lage to Mai kuch kahu?
Mummy: Haa kaho naa.
Aunty: Agar aapko theek lage, to Raj baba mere saath mere ghar me reh sakte hai.
Mummy: Nahi Laxmi, isse bina wajah tumhaare parivaar waalo ko takleef hogi.
Aunty: Didi isme takleef ki kya baat hai. Waisa bhi meri dono Bahu apni Maa ke ghar gayi hai aur mera Beta kaam ke silsile ms baahar gaya hai aur mere Pati bhi duty par Bhopal gaye hai. Ab ghar me sirf Mai hi hu, to mujhe bhi company mil
jaayegi. Fir Mummy boli-
Mummy: Theek hai.
Next day Mai ghar-waalo ko railway station chodh kar aa gaya. Fir Mai taiyaar hua aur school chala gaya. Fir exam dene ka baad Mai laxmi Aunty ke ghar chala gaya. Maine Aunty ke ghar ki bell bajayi aur unhone darwaza khola. Fir Aunty boli-
Aunty: Arre Raj baba, aap aa gaye? Aao-aao andar aao. Baba aap fresh ho jao, tab tak Mai aapke liye khaane ka bando-bast kartu hu.
Mai: Theek hai Aunty.
Fir maine haath muh dhoya aur kapde badalne ke liye room me chala gaya aur darwaza thoda sa band kar liya. Andar jaake Mai apne kapde utaarne laga. Sabse pehle maine tie nikaali, fir belt, fir shirt, fir baniyaan, fir socks, fir pant aur end me chaddi bhi utaar di.
Jaisa hi maine chaddi utaari, to Mai dekhta hu, ki laxmi Aunty darwaza khol kar andar aa gayi thi. Unhone mujhe nanga dekha liya, to Mai sharam ke maare apne lund ko chupaane ki koshish karne laga. Fir Aunty boli-
Aunty: Baba khaana laga diya hai, aake khaalo jaldi se.
Mai: Theek hai Aunty.
Jab Aunty ne mujhe dekha, ki Mai apne lund ko chupaane ki koshish kar raha hu, to wo muskuraane lagi. Unhone mujhe kaya-
Aunty: Baba isme sharmaane ki koi baat nahi hai. Jab aap chhote bachhe the, tab Mai hi aapko nehlaati thi.
Mai: Par Aunty ab Mai bada ho gaya hu, isliye mujhe sharam aati hai.
Aunty: Baba aap kapde pehan kar khaana khaane aa jao. Jaldi aa jaana, nahi to khaana thanda ho jaayega.
Fir Mai kapde change karke khaana khaane ke liye chala gaya. Khaana khaane ka baad maine thoda aaram kiya aur uske baad maine agle paper ki taiyaari karni shuru kar di. Aunty bhi apne kaam me busy ho gayi thi.
Shaam ho chuki thi aur mujhe bhookh lag rahi thi. Fir Mai Aunty ko ghar me dhoodhne lag gaya, to mujhe ek kamre se awaaz aayi. Mujhe laga, ki Aunty kuch kaam kar rahi hogi, isliye Mai darwaza khol kar andar chala gaya.
Fir maine jaise hi darwaza khola, to maine dekha, ki Aunty kapde badal rahi thi. Unhe dekh kar meri aankhen khuli ki khuli reh gayi. Fir maine bola-
Mai: Sorry-sorry Aunty, mujhe nahi pata tha, ki aap kapde badal rahi ho. Mujhe maaf kar dijiye. Mai baad me aata hu.
Aunty: Raja baba, kuch kaam tha?
Mai: Aunty Mai baad me aata hu.
Aunty: Raj baba, bolo naa kya kaam tha.
Mai: Wo mujhe bhookh lagi thi.
Aunty: Mai kapde badal lu, uske baad aapke liye kuch khaane ke liye banaati hu.
Mai: Theek hai Aunty, Mai baahar baitha hu.
Aunty: Baba kaam-kaaj me time hi nahi milta baat karne ka.
Mai: Aap kapde badal lo, fir baat karte hai.
Aunty: Baba kapde badalte-badalte baat kar lete hai aur Baba aap se kaisi sharam.
Aunty ne sabse pehle apni saree utaari, fir blouse utara aur fir ghaagra utara. Fir Aunty ne bra aur panty bhi nikaal di. Ab Aunty mere saamne poori tarah se nangi thi. Aunty ko kapde badalte dekh kar mujhe sharam aa rahi thi, to maine apna muh neeche kar liya. Fir Aunty ne smile ki aur boli-
Aunty: Raj baba, aap bhi naa aise hi sharma rahe ho.
Pata nahi jab Aunty kapde badal rahi thi, to mera lund bada, kadak aur khada ho raha tha. Fir Aunty cupboard se apne kapde nikaal kar pehan-ne lagi. Kapde pehan-ne ke baad Aunty boli-
Aunty: Chalo baba, aapke liye kuch khaane ko banaati hu.
Agle din mera Biology ka paper tha aur Mai biology me weak tha. Maine poora saal bhar padhayi bhi nahi ki thi aur mujhe darr lag raha tha, ki kahi Mai fail naa ho jau. Paper ke darr ke maare Mai rone lag gaya. Jab Aunty ne mujhe khaana laa kar diya, to unhone mujhe rote hue dekh liya. Fir Aunty ne mujhse poocha-
Aunty: Baba aap aise kyu ro rahe ho?
Mai: Kal mera biology ka paper hai aur mujhe kuch nahi aata.
Aunty: Baba aapne pehle padhayi nahi ki kya?
Mai: Nahi, maine nahi ki.
Aunty: Kyu nahi ki?
Mai: Jab Mummy bolti thi, mujhe padhayi karne ko, Mai padhayi chodh kar khelne lag jaata tha. Ab agar Mai fail ho gaya, to Mummy mujhe boarding school bhej dengi.
Aunty: Baba sabse pehle to aap rona band karo.
Mai: Ok.
Aunty: Paath ka naam kya hai?
Mai: Sambhog (Reproduction).
To dosto ye tha part 1. Next part me Mai aapko bataunga ki Laxmi Aunty ne mujhe sambhog ka paath kaise padhaya.
Agar aapko kahani achi lagi, to kahani ko like zaroor kare aur apne comments bhi de. To dosto, milte hai ab next part me.