Pichla bhaag padhe:- Meri Madak Maa Aur Harami Tau Ji-1
Shaam ko tau ji apne room se baahar aaye. Wo mummy ki bina baju ke blouse mein nange gore-gore hath, aur aadha chamakta hua safed mulayam pet dekh kar wo kuch second ke liye ghoorte hi reh gaye. Mummy bhi sharma kar thoda muskurane lagi. Shaam ke 5 baje the aur papa ke aane mein abhi 2 ghante baaki the.
Tau ji: Bahut sundar lag rahi hai tu to bahu. Mujhe nahi pata tha meri bahu itni sundar aur kamsin hai.
Mummy ek-dum sharma gayi apni tareef sun kar. Unhone dekh liya ki tau ji unka poora pet aur nangi baaju ghoor rahe the.
Mummy (sharmaate hue): Thank you tau ji, aap bhi is umar mein kaafi takatvar hai.
Tau ji mummy ko ab seedha ghoor kar muskurane lage. Mummy bhi sharma gayi, aur sharma kar thoda apna pallu side kar diya. Unka ek mota tight chucha blouse mein se dikhne laga.
Tau ji (mummy ka chucha ghoorte hue): Acha to ab mere liye garam doodh ki garam chai bana de.
Mummy (sharmaate hue): Aur kuch tau ji?
Tau ji: Wo to main le loonga bahu jo mujhe acha lagega. Tu chinta mat kar.
Mummy sharma gayi ek-dum aur chai banane rasoyi mein jaane lagi. Aur peeche se unki blouse mein nangi kamar dekh kar tau ji lund masalne lage. Fir tau ji apne room mein chale gaye aur main bhi aake unke sath khelne laga.
Tau ji bhi mere sath khel rahe the ki tabhi mummy muskurati hui chai leke aa gayi.
Tau ji: Arre dekh Mukesh, teri mummy aa gayi chai leke.
Mummy chai dene lagi tau ji ko aur tau ji ne lete hue mummy ka aadha hath pakad kar sehla diya. Mummy sharma kar muskura di. Tau ji chai peene lage aur mummy bhi. Tau ji ke sath aise mummy ki saans tez hone lagi.
Main: Bade papa, mujhe bhi chai peeni hai.
Tau ji: Arre mere bachhe, tu chai nahi doodh piya kar.
Mummy bahut sharma gayi aur tau ji ko dekhne lagi.
Tau ji: Kyun bahu, sahi bola na?
Mummy ko aur sharam aane lagi. Tau ji side se unki chikni kamar aur nangi baaju ghoorte hue bole.
Mummy (sharmaate hue): Ji tau ji?
Tau ji: Arre ab tau ji mat bola kar. Dekh Mukesh mujhe bada papa bolta hai, to tu bhi meri chhoti biwi hui na.
Mummy sharma kar hass padi.
Mummy: Kya aap bhi!
Meri sundar madak maa ka jism dekh kar tau ji ka harami-pann baahar aa raha thaa. Mummy bhi tau ji ka raub aur taakat dekh kar sharma rahi thi. Ab tau ji mummy par full line maarne lage.
Tau ji: Agar meri biwi itni sundar hoti to bas main.
Mummy: To kya karte aap?
Tau ji: To ab tak Mukesh ke 3-4 bhai behan aur ho jaate.
Mummy sharma gayi aur tau ji ko dekh kar nazar jhuka li. Fir wo boli-
Mummy: Haa aap jaise taakatvar insaan ko rok bhi kon sakta hai?
Unhone sharmaate hue bola aur tau ji ki chhati chaudi ho gayi.
Mummy Par sab aapki tarah itne taakatvar aur paise waale bhi to nahi hai.
Tau ji: To kya hua, tu bhi to meri chhoti biwi hai na.
Main khel raha tha, aur tabhi tau ji ne apne gale se moti gold ki chain utaari aur bole-
Tau ji: To apni chhoti biwi ke liye.
Mummy ek-dum khush ho gayi aur sharma kar boli-
Mummy: Ye to aapki hai.
Tau ji: Tu bhi to meri hai. Matlab ye sone ki chain.
Mummy sharma kar muskurane lagi. Mummy ne chain leli aur gale mein pehanne lagi. Tabhi tau ji kamar ke peeche mummy ki chain lagane mein help karne lage. Wo mummy ki chikni nangi kamar peeche se dekh kar ghoorne lage. Tabhi unka hath mummy ki makkhan jaisi kamar par lag gaya.
Mummy: Aaahhhhhh.
Tau ji: Kya hua bahu?
Mummy (sharmaate hue): Kuch nahi, bas aise hi thoda.
Mummy apni nangi chikni kamar par tau ji ki saans mehsoos karne lagi. Wo aur sharmane lagi. Tabhi tau ji ne unki nangi kamar par masal diya aahhhh. Tau ji jaise taakatvar mard ke patthar jaise hath mehsoos karke mummy ki aankhen band ho gayi.
Tau ji (mummy ki kamar masalte hue): Bahut jawan aur kamsin hai bahu tu to.
Mummy sharma kar gehri saans lene lagi. Aur tabhi tau ji ne hath ferte hue mummy ki side se kamar pakad kar poora pet noch kar pakad liya. Itna taakatvar ehsaas hoke mummy ko jhatka laga. Unki aankhen band ho gayi aur honth kaatne lagi.
Mummy: Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh huhh.
Tau ji: Aaahhhh, kya mulayam makkhan jaisa pet hai tera bahu. Ek sone ki chain teri kamar aur pet ke liye banwa doonga.
Mummy sharma kar aur muskura kar gehri saans lene lagi. Pehli baar unka mulayam khaal wala pet kisi taakatvar mard ne aise nocha tha.
Mummy: Huhhh, tau ji.
Tabhi main khelte hue ‘mummy’ bol pada. Dono ek-dum thoda-thoda door ho gaye aur mummy sharma kar muskurane lagi. Mummy ne dekha side se unka gora safed pet aur kamar par tau ji ke nishan pad gaye ungliyon ke. Wo muskurane lagi.
Mummy ne tau ji ko sharma kar dekha to wo hawas se bhare pade the. Unki aankhen unko khaa rahi thi. Mummy aur sharma gayi. Wo samajh gayi kisi mard se panga liya tha aaj.
Tabhi mummy ne mujhe khelne baahar bhej diya. Main baahar chala gaya apne khilone leke. Tabhi kuch second baad mummy ki cheekhne ki awaaz aayi.
Mummy: Aahhhhhhhhhh, mera pet tau ji.
Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaya aur main wapas khelne laga. Kareeb 15-20 minute baad mummy baahar aayi tau ji ke kamre se. Sharmati hui, muskurati hui aur haanf bhi rahi thi.
Maine dekha mummy ka honth poora laal pada tha jaise kisi ne kaat liya ho buri tarah. Poora pet unka laal neela pada tha aur daanton ke kaatne ke nishan the. Unki nangi baju par kaatne aur choosne ke nishan the, aur muh aur honth par raal lagi hui thii.
Main: Mummy kya hua?
Mummy (sharmate hue): Kuch nahi beta, chal tu khel le.
Aur kuch der baad papa bhi aa gaye. Mummy ne unko chai di aur fir sab khaana khaane baith gaye. Mummy tau ji ki side mein baith gayi aur tau ji ne ek-dum hi mummy ki jaangh par hath rakh kar noch diya. Wo sharma gayi aur kisi tarah khaana khaane lagi.
Tabhi papa ne dekh liya.
Papa: Arre Hemani, ye chain tumne kab li?
Mummy thoda sharma kar ghabra gayi, par fir tau ji bol pade.
Tau ji: Abe maine di hai apni bahu ko. Tu to isko kuch gold ka deta nahi.
Papa: Arre bhaiya itni mehngayi hai. Upar se meri salary bhi kam hai.
Tau ji: Tu chinta mat kar chhote, apni sundar bahu ke liye main hi gift de doonga.
Mummy sharma kar muskura di aur tau ji ne mummy ki jaangh ek-dum kass ke noch di. Mummy ki siski nikalne waali thi par kisi tarah unhone control kara. Tabhi tau ji ne apne kurte ki jeb se ek mehangi watch nikali aur papa ko dedi.
Papa bhi khush ho gaye aur mummy bhi muskura kar tau ji ko thank you bolne lagi. Khaana khatam ho gaya aur sab apne room mein jaake sone lage. Raat ke 12 baje the. Main paani peene ke liye neend mein utha to mujhe halki si mummy ki cheekh sunayi di.
Maine neend mein papa ke room dekha to papa so rahe the. Fir tau ji ke room ki taraf jaa hi raha tha ki mummy muskurati hui haanfti hui gate se baahar nikal rahi thi. Unka pallu gira hua tha. Unka gora mulayam pet poora laal neela tha. Blouse fatt gaya tha aur unka mota chucha ek-dum choos kar jaise laal kar diya ho. Kandha bhi nanga ho gaya tha.
Mummy apni ungliyan chooste hue baahar nikal hi rahi thi, ki tabhi unko peeche se kisi ne blouse aur kamar kheench kar wapas kamre mein kar liya aur gate band ho gaya.
Main neend mein kuch samjha nahi, aur pyaas bhi bahut lagi thi, to main rasoyi mein chala gaya. Mujhe fir mummy ki cheekhne ki awaaz aayi thodi aaahhhhhhhh mera nipple, huhhh.
Maine zyada dhyan nahi diya aur apne room mein jaake so gaya. Subah hui to mummy sharmayi hui thi thoda aur tau ji bahut khush the. Mummy ka poora pet aur kamar laal pade the aur blouse upar bhi. Mummy pallu se chhupa rahi thi, taaki papa na dekh le.
Apni sundar gori mummy ka maine pehli baar aisa haal dekha tha. Nashta karte waqt papa bole-
Papa: Arre Hemani, ye side mein kamar itni laal kaise ho gayi?
Mummy sharma kar thoda muskura gayi.
Mummy: Kuch nahi bas aise hi. Theek ho jayega.