Punjaban jattiyan husan di patiya-9

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Ramlal: Hor putt kive rya college ajj.

Simi: Dad bhut vadiya.

Rekha: Aa gya mera putt. Mai chaa bnoni aa. Putt naale Kavita ni aayi?

Simi: Mummy oh pind chali gayi. Osdi bus mil gayi si raste wich.

Rekha: Chal putt tu rest karla apne room wich jaake. Mai chaa bnaa ke othe hi le auni aa.

Rekha pehla Ramlal nu chaa te roti de aundi ae. Fer oh Simi de room wich roti rakh aundi ae. Simi apne bathroom wich kapde badal rahi hundi ae.

Rekha: Putt teri chaa te roti payi aa, khaa li.

Simi: Aithe rakh do Mummy. Mai kapde badal ke khaa lawangi.

Rekha roti table te rakh ke baahar aa jaandi ae, te Ramlal vi roti khaa ke apni shop te chala janda ae. Dooje paase shaam da time hunde hi Baldev shehar to sidda khet, apni motor te hi chala janda ae.

Baldev da mood dopahar da hi banya hunda ae, jado da osda hath jod Rekha naal hoya si. Par Ramlal ne osda kamm kharaab karta, nhi ta ajj laali jatt de thalle honi si. Shayad aise karke osda dil ni si lag rya.

Baldev waar-waar apna phone dekhda si, ki kite Rekha ne kuch sms bhejya ta ni si. Jaa osda phone ta ni aaya si. Shayad aise layi oh ghar di tha, sidda motor te aa gya si.

Ene nu osdi nazar dooro osde kheta wal turi aundi ik aurat te pendi ae. Baldev mann hi mann wich sochda ae, ki Rekha ni mili ta oh kon aundi ae. Oh sochda ae, ki Rekha ni ta ohi shi. Lunn nu osdi bandi khuraak ta deni ee pau, ni ta eh khada-khada hi thakk jau.

Kuch time baad, oh aurat nede aa jandi ae. Oh aurat jado motor kol paunchdi ae, ta baldev dekhda ae, ki oh Mindy(Mahinder kaur) hundi ae. Jo ki ohna de khet kamm karan waale seeri di ghar-waali ae.

Mindy di umar 30 saal to utte ae, par osda sareer kise kachhi kumari kudi varga gunwa pya ae. Oh rang di thodi pakki ae, par mumme te chittad bhare hoe ne.

Baldev ne Mindy di bhut vaar rajj ke chudai keeti si. Te Mindy nu vi apne gharwaale nalo jaada swaad Baldev de lunn da hi aunda si.

Mindy: Kive aa jatta?

Baldev: Theek aa Mindiye.

Mindy: Ajj kive ikalla motor te khada? khet koi dikhda ni?

Baldev: Tenu hor kon chahida si motor te?

Mindy: Mainu koi ni chahida, Mai ta vaise hi puchya.

Baldev: Oh saare dooje khet kamm karde aa ajj. Aithe ta Mai ove hi aa gya.

Mindy: Nira le ke jaana si Mai ta.

Baldev apne pajaame utto di lunn nu masalda hoya-
Baldev: Koi na nira vi le ji, kahli kyo kardi ae?

Mindy: Nira hi laina Baldev ji, Mai hor kuch ni laina.

Mindy de muh wicho ji sunke, Baldev nu thoda hor saroor chad gya.

Baldev: Mindiye tu ta bhut dina baad gedha marya. Kalle nire da ki krengi kuch hor vi laina pau.

Mindy: Naa-naa sardaara aina time ni hega. Din chip rya, ghare bhut kamm pya ae, kade fer aa jau.

Baldev nu pata si, ki shuru to hi Mindy nakhre-khor ae. Baldev ne agge vadd ke, Mindy di baah fadd layi. Te osnu khich ke hik naal laa lya. Baldev osnu apni jaffi wich bhar ke andar kothe wich le gya.

Mindy: Haye ve chadd de. Ae chakya jiwe teri gharwaali howa Mai. Koi dekh lainda fer?

Baldev: Oh kanjar-diye onni waar ta tu awde gharwaale da ni lya hona, jinni waar mera le chukki ae.

Baldev di eh gall sunke Mindy sharmaa gayi, te boli-

Mindy: Changa hun utaaro mainu, ke chakki rakhoge.

Baldev ne Mindy nu utaar ditta, te mauke nu samjde hoe jaada time kharaab karan di jagah, sidaa awda pajaama laa ditta.

Mindi: Haye jatta, ajj kive baala hi tatta hoea pya?

Baldev: Oh tu hi ta keha waa din chip rya. Hun jaada na time kharaab kar. Chal kodi hoja salwaar khol ke.

Mindy jiwe bas osde hukam layi tyaar hi khadi si. Mindy ne osse time awdi salwaar da naala kholya, te salwaar laa ke parre paye manje te rakh ditti. Te os to baad othe kothe wich lagge bed te kodi ho gayi.

Baldev: Oh meri Mindiye, tenu pata es tara swaad ni aunda mainu. Changi tara nangi hoja.

Mindy: Ve tu marwaa na dayi mainu, gharwaali waang jiwe saare kapde lawa dinna.

Mindy ne uth ke wapas apni kameez laayi, te fer bra vi laa ditti. Hun Mindy bilkul nangi si, osde 36 inch de mumme es tara lamak rahe si, jiwe taahni te kaddu lamak-de hunde aa.

Oddar Baldev da lunn jehda swer da fuddi-fuddi karda firda si, oh Mindy nu nangi dekh ke kaale sapp waang fukaare maar rya si. Baldev ne agge vadd sidda Mindy da sajja mumma fadh apne muh wich paa lya, te choosan lagg pya.

Osne dooje hath naal, Mindy da khabba mumma pattna shuru kar ditta. Oddar Mindy da dil ta door dekh ke hi jatt thalle pain nu kari jaanda si, par ajj jatt ne hi pehal kar osde dil di poori kar ditti si.

Mindy ne apna hath thalle lijaa ke lunn fadhya, te oh hairaan hundi hoi boli-

Mindy: Ki gall Baldev ji, lunn ta ajj pehli kahi de baahe waang sakht kari baitha ae.

Baldev: Bas puch naa Mindy, ae khade lunn te danng vi vajj gayi ajj, ta vi ni baithna ene. Hun tu hi naram karde esnu.

Mindy: Mainu ta kuch karna hi pau, bas tusi saadi madad karde rya karo.

Baldev: Oh pehla kehra keeti ni teri madad kade.

Asal wich Mindy bhut chalaak aurat si. Osda Baldev thalle lamme pain da kaaran hi Baldev to paise khan daa si. Baldev saare pind wicho tagda jatt si.

Mindy har waar Baldev to kuch paise le hi jaandi si. Par os nu eh ni pata si, ki Baldev jo paise os nu dinda si, oh paise osde gharwaale di tankhaah wicho kuch paise oh katt ke dinda si. Naale free wich Mindy di fuddi maar lainda si.

Mindy : Ghar kuch paise di lod si, ajj de deo kuch ku.

Baldev: De du, de dun tu hun swaad na kharaab kar.

Mindy dil hi dil wich khush ho gayi, te Baldev nu apne mummeya to pare kardi hoi boli-
Mindy: Changa fer hun mainu naram karan do lunn.

Neeche baithke Mindy ne lunn awde muh wich bhar lya, te jiwe jwaak lollipop choosde hunde ne odda choosan lagg payi. Par lunn bhut lamba hon karke sidda Mindy de gale de wich wajjda si. Kuch sama Mindy edda hi lunn choosdi ryi.

Fer Baldev ne Mindy nu khadi karke bed te lammi paa lya, te osdiya dowe latta khol ke, apne modea te rakh ke lunn osdi fuddi te set keeta. Baldev ne ikko dhakke wich addha lunn Mindy di fuddi wich paa ditta.

Lunn andar jaande hi, Mindy bed to 2 foot uchhi utthi, te fer bed te dig payi. Bhaawe lunn bhut waar lya si, par har waar Mindy dia cheeka nikal jaandiya si, jado vi Baldev lunn paunda si.

Mindy: Haye maarti jatta, bas hor na paayi.

Baldev: Oh aje ta gya kuch ni, pehla ee marrgi tu ta.

Mindy: Bas kar jatta, rabb ne bande de lunn di tha te, tere ghode da lunn laa-ta. Hun dass Mai ki kara?

Baldev hassan lagg gya. Te osne apne lunn te maan karde hoe muchaa te hath ferya.

Baldev: Kanjar-diye taa hi ta tere vargiya jatt thalle pain nu kaahliya ne.

Baldev ne lunn agge-pichhe karna chaalu keeta, te holi-holi Mindy nu swaad lendi dekh ke. Ik hor jor da dhakka marrea, jis naal thoda ja lunn hor Mindy di fuddi nu cheerda hoea andar dhass gaya.

Mindy to mota lunn seh na hoea, te osdi cheek nikal gayi-

Mindy: ahhhhhhhhh maarti ve.

Kuch sama ruk-ke Baldev lunn agge-pichhe karna chaalu karta, te naal-naal oh Mindy de mumme patt-da. Baldev kade osde mumme muh wich bhar lainda. Kareeb aida hi 30 ku mint chodan to baad Baldev ne jad hor tareeke naal chodan layi lunn baahar kadya, ta Mindy jhat chaal maar ke, bed de dooje paase ho gayi.

Baldev: Kii ho gya hun?

Mindy : Ve tu ta pata ni kyo, jaa hunda ni tera ta. Mai ta ghare vi jaana nira lija ke.

Baldev: Teri ta chutt gyi fuddi, mera vi paani kadhwa de hun. Aa ja bed te.

Mindy: Ajj jaan de jatta, din vi chip rya. Fer kade aa ju, bhaawe saara din rakh li, te fuddi le li.

Baldev jaada jid karan waala ni si, os nu pata eh vi si, ki oh fer kade agge kamm aajegi.

Baldev: Chal fer choope ta laa de.

Mindy ne agge vadd ke, lunn hath wich fadh ke, muh wich paa lya. Te jor jor di hath naal hilaan lagg gayi, naale muh wich agge pichhe karan lagg gayi.

Kareeb 25 mint baad Baldev da lunn paani chaddan wala ho janda hai, te Baldev osde muh wicho lunn baahar kadd ke, Mindy te hi apna maal kadd dinda hai.

Kuch maal Mindy de mumme te dig jaanda ae, te kuch osde muh te pai jaanda ae.

Mindy: Aa ki keeta jatta eh teri gal galt ae.

Baldev ne Mindy nu ik kapda ditta.

Baldev: Aa le saaf kar le. Fer daggi wicho muh dho layi, kuch ni hunda. Pehla ta fuddi de wich hi pawa lendi hundi si. Ajj muh te paa ditta ta fer ki ho gya.

Mindy apne app nu saaf kardi hoyi boli-

Mindy: Changa mere kapde fadha ure.

Baldev ne osde kapde fdhe te apne kurte wicho apna batua kadd ke os wicho 2000 rupaiye vi Mindy nu de ditte. Te aap nanga hi bed te pe gya. Mindy kapde paa ke te paise fadh ke, apni bra wich paa ke jaandi hoyi boli-

Mindy: Changa Baldev ji, Mai jaani aa hun.

Baldev: Cheti geda maarya kar Mindiye. Naale teri oh saheli nu vi milwa de kade.

Mindy: Haa-haa Mai ta cheti aaju, par oh ni auni. Mai hi 2000 te saar laini aa, oh ta 5000 mangdi si.

Baldev: Tu os nu kise din motor te le aa 5000 di tha 10000 de du.

Mindy: Theek ae kardi aa gall Mai.

Mindy aina kehke otho chali gayi, te nira vaddan lagg gayi. Odhar Baldev odda hi bed te nanga pya apna phone dekh rya si.
Baldev ne bhaawe fuddi maar layi si, par ajj Mindy naal vi os nu oh swaad ni si aaya. osda dil te dimaag Rekha wich ghum rya si.

Baldev pya apna phone te Rekha da no kadd ke dekh rya si, ki phone laawe ja osda phone aun di udeek kare.

To be continued…

Hnji fer dosto kive lagya bhaag 9? Kive laggi Mindy te Baldev di kahani, jaroor daseo. Sorry kuch kamma karke Mai thodi late ho gayi, update karan to. Os layi maafi.

Tuhaadi apni Kavita. Umeed kardi aa kahani pasand aayi hou tuhaanu.

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