Pichla bhaag padhe:- Hamara honeymoon mere liye saza meri Biwi ke liye maza-2
Hello friends, main aapka dost Ansh firse aapke saamne apni biwi ki chudai ki kahani leke aaya hu. Jaisa ki aapne abhi tak meri is kahani ke pichle do parts mein padha, ki kaise hum Goa gaye, aur fir club mein gaye.
Fir waha hum Priyansh se mile. Ab is part mein main bataunga ki vip zone mein jaane ke baad kya-kya hua, aur meri biwi kaise Priyansh se chud gayi. Ab aage-
So doston jaisa ki maine bataya ki waha baithne ki sitting nahi thi. To Priyansh hame vip mein le gaya. Waha zyada log nahi the, aur cabin ki tarah bane hue the, jisse front wala hi hame dekh sakta tha, side waale ko kuch nahi dikhta.
Fir hum waha baithe hi the, ki waiter aa gaya Priyansh ke paas. Wo Priyansh se bola-
Waiter: Sir kuch order karna hai aapko? Hamare boss ne kaha hai Priyansh sir ka khayaal rakhne ke liye.
To Priyansh ne meri taraf dekha aur mujhse poocha: Ansh tumhe kuch drink chahiye?
Maine kaha: Priyansh waise maine abhi tak 3 drinks li hai. But if you insist to ek whiskey ka peg manga lo.
Fir Priyansh ne Sonia se poocha: Sonia tumhe kuch chahiye?
To Sonia ne kaha: Nahi yaar, mujhe kuch nahi chahiye. Waise bhi tumne zabardasti mujhe whiskey pila di. Ab sar ghoom raha hai mera. Ab kuch nahi, bas kuch khaane ke liye manga lo jo tumhe pasand ho yaha ka.
Fir maine Priyansh se poocha: Kyun yaar, tumne zabardasti meri wife ko whiskey pilayi? (Aur main hasne laga)
Fir Priyansh ne kaha: Nahi yaar, maine poocha Sonia se usne haa kahi, aur maine mangwa li. Aur ab bol rahi hai ki zabardasti pila di.
Fir Sonia tezi se haste hue boli: Priyansh se kuch mat bolo, main to bas aise hi keh rahi thi.
Aur hum sab hasne lage. Fir thodi der mein waiter order le aaya. Mere liye aur Priyansh ke liye whiskey aur snacks mein fries aur roasted fish. Hum vip zone mein aise baithe the. Pehle Priyansh, fir main, aur fir Sonia. Jab order aaya to Sonia ne kaha-
Sonia: Mujhe beech mein baithne do. Snacks lene mein problem ho rahi hai.
Maine apne mann mein socha ki koi problem nahi hai. Ise to Priyansh ka snack khaana hai, isliye naatak kar rahi hai. Itne mein Priyansh apni jagah se utha, aur Sonia ko bola-
Priyansh: Tum yaha aa jao, aur Ansh tum thoda sa side ho jao.
Fir Sonia beech mein aa gayi. Hum drink karte-karte baatein karne lage. Jab main drink ki sip le raha tha, to maine side eyes se dekha ki Priyansh table ki side se Sonia ki jaanghen sehla raha tha. Sonia bhi uska support kar rahi thi.
Fir maine Priyansh se poocha: Yaar tumhari koi gf nahi hai?
Wo abhi bhi lagataar Sonia ki jaanghen sehla raha tha.
Fir Priyansh bola: Ansh meri abhi to koi gf nahi hai. Pehle thi, lekin usse break-up ho gaya.
Sonia boli: Breakup kyun kiya? Agar main uski jagah hoti to kabhi bhi tumhe nahi chhodhti.
Sonia ke chehre pe ek alag smile thi. Fir Priyansh ne mujhe dekhte hue bola-
Priyansh: Shayad Sonia ko chadh gayi hai (aur hasne laga).
Maine bola: Haa, lag to raha hai. Waise Sonia keh to sahi rahi hai. Tum itne smart ho fir kon chhodh sakta hai tumhe?
Priyansh bola: Kabhi-kabhi nahi ho paata jaisa aap chaahte ho. Wo bas mere paise se pyar karti thi, mujhse nahi (Priyansh thoda sad ho gaya).
To main bola: Chalo koi nahi. Hum yaha 3 days aur hai. Hamare sath enjoy karo. Hame bhi company mil jayegi. 2 se ache 3.
Fir Priyansh bola: Nahi-nahi yaar, tum dono apna honeymoon manane aaye ho. Main nahi chaahta main kabaab mein haddi banu. Aap dono enjoy karo. Main party khatam hone ke baad apne hotel chala jaunga.
Fir main bola: Yaar aisa nahi hai. Honeymoon to bas room mein hota hai. Baahar to hum teeno sath mein ghoom sakte hai. Tumhe knowledge bhi hai yaha ki.
To ye bol ke main hass diya.
Priyansh fir bola: Tum dono ke sath main acha nahi lagunga. Tum enjoy karoge, fir mera bhi mann karega to main kya karunga?
Main bolne hi wala tha ki Sonia beech mein boli: Priyansh yaar aisa nahi hai. Tum sath hoge to mujhe kaafi acha lagega. Hame bhi tumhe jaanne ka mauka milega, aur hum tumhare sath mein to bas ghoomenge, party karenge, to tumhe wierd kyun lagega. Honeymoon to room mein hi manayenge (fir hum hasne lage).
Main bas mann mein ye soch raha tha, ki dekho kitni achi acting kar rahe hai dono, jaise mujhe kuch nahi pata ki kya chal raha tha yaha. Fir maine halka sa dekha side se to Priyansh Sonia ki jaanghen sehlate-sehlate uske shorts mein hath daal chuka tha.
Fir Priyansh bola: Chalo tum dono itna insist kar rahe ho to theek hai. Main tum dono ke sath new year spend karunga.
Fir mujhe cigarette ki talab uthi to maine Priyansh ko bola: Yaar yaha pee sakte hai cigarette?
To usne kaha: Nahi magar yaha ek vip washroom hai, waha tum jaake pee sakte ho. Andar se lock ho jata hai wo.
Fir maine kaha: Main aata hu cigarette pee kar.
Main utha, aur usse poocha: Kaha hai washroom?
To wo bola: Chalo main le chalta hu.
Fir wo mujhe washroom tak chhodh ke aa gaya. Main washroom mein ghusa, aur susu karne laga. Main cigarette nikaalne ke liye pocket mein hath dala to mujhe yaad aaya ki maine cigarette ka packet to table pe rakh diya tha. Kyunki wo mujhe shorts ki pocket mein chubh raha tha. To main wapas gaya cigarette lene.
Wapas jaake maine kya dekha, aur aage kya hua, ye aapko kahani ke agle part mein pata chalega. Aage ki kahani jaanne ke liye mujhse jude rahiye, aur apna feedback mujhe [email protected] pe dijiye. Doston apni feedback mujhe zaroor bhejiyega, aur agar koi galti ho gayi ho likhne mein to mujhe maaf kar dijiyega. Kahani padhne ke liye aap sab readers ka bahut dhanyawad.
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