Aladdin ke chudai bhare kisse-9

This story is part of the Aladdin ke chudai bhare kisse series

    Bhaagte bhaagte Ali jab aadhe raste pahuncha to budhhe (andar ki atma) ne usse rok liya aur uske saamne khada ho gaya.

    Budhha – Ab jaane se koi fayda nahi!

    Ali – Kya matlab budhhe?

    Budhha – Roja ki chudai ho gayi.

    Ali – Tujhe kaise pata ki uski chudai ho gayi?!

    Budhha – Nahi maanta na to chal dekh hi le apne aankho se.

    Fir dono wahi mele ke piche waale jungle pahunch jaate hai. Waha jaake wahi Roja apne kapde sahi karke bina piche mude aage badh jaati hai aur nana (Ali ka) kambal wapas odh kar waha se nikal jaata hai.

    Ye sab dekh kar Ali-

    Ali – Bhenchod itni koshish karne ke baad bhi ye betichod nana chod gaya ammi ko!

    Budhha – Abhi kuch aur bhi dikhana baaki hai.

    Ali – Ab kya bhenchod nana dusri kisi aur ko bhi chodne wala hai kya, wo dikhana baaki hai?!

    Budhha – Tu chal bas…

    Ye kehkar Budhha Ali ko uss jagah le jaata hai jaha Ali samay ki chalaang laga ke aaye the. Dur se Ali khud ko dekh kar uska sar chakrane laga tha.

    Ali – Kya hai ye sab bhenchod?!!

    Budhha – Yahi hai jo tujhe dikhana tha aur wo samay bhi aa gaya jo baate tujhe batani hai.

    Ali – Dikha diya hai ab bata bhi de.

    Budhha – Mera naam pata hai kya ha?

    Ali – Saale tune kabhi bataya hi nahi!

    Budhha – Mera naam “Aladdin-E-Qureshi ” hai.

    Ye naam sunkar Ali ke hosh udd jaate hai.

    Ali – Ye yeh… naam to mera hai…

    Budhha – Haan, jis samay me tu jee raha hai aur jeene waala hai wo samay me jee chuka hu.

    Ali – Saaf saaf bol bhenchod, ab kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai.

    Budhha – Hum ek samay chakra mei fase hue hai.

    Ali – Lekin yaha mujhe tu laaya hai to kaise fase hai?

    Budhha – Kyuki mujhe bhi koi budhha laaya tha yaha samay ki chalaang lagwa ke.

    Ye sunkar Ali ka dimaag aur kharab ho jaata hai aur sar pakad kar baith jaata hai.

    Ali – Lekin tu toh keh raha tha ki yaha jo kuch karunga uska bhavisya me farak padega.

    Budhha – Haan, lekin tune kuch waisa kiya hi nahi, sab kuch tune bilkul waisa hi kiya jaise hua tha.

    Ali – Dekh budhhe agar tu koi khel khel raha hai toh bata de, aur agar mazak kar raha hai toh abhi bol de.

    Budhha – Ye sab tujhe mazak lag raha hai tujhe?

    Ali – Toh bsdk mujhe wapas mujhe le chal jis jagah se aaye the.

    Budhha – Nahi le jaa sakta.

    Ali – Kyu bsdk kya hua?

    Budhha – Mera saath tere saath yahi tak tha, ab aage jo hoga tu akela uska sakshi hoga.

    Ali – Matlab?

    Budhha – Maine bahut koshish ki samay ke chakra se nikalne ki lekin nahi kar paaya. Samay tujhe bhi ek mauka dega is samay ke chakra se nikalne ke liye. Agar tu samay ke chakra ko badal saka to hum azaad ho jayenge, warna hum fir isi jagah isi waqt yahi baat karte milenge.

    Ali – Ab aage kya hoga ye toh bata de?

    Budhha – Khud jaan jayega, bas itna jaan le jo hua hai wahi hoga aur hum dono fir milenge. Lekin iss baar tu meri jagah hoga aur main koi dusra Aladdin teri jagah.

    Bas itna kehne ki der thi aur budhha dhire dhire raakh banke udta chala gaya.

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