Hello dosto, kaise ho aap sab? Umeed karta hu horny hi honge sare. Tabhi to yaha aaye ho. Chaliye is kahani ko shuru karte hai. To doston kahani mere parivar ki hai, jahan hum joint family mein rehte hai. Pehle aapko sabhi ke baare mein jaankari de du.
Basically main Rahul, Mumbai mein college mein hu. Meri body type to ab kya batau? Kisi normal ladke ko aap imagine kar lo, bas waisa hi thoda patla type. Mere dad Vikas, 40 years ke, ek-dum hasmukh kisam ke insan hai. Meri mom Niral, 38 years ki, bilkul sundar thodi chubby aur aksar sleeveless type kapde pehanne wali lady hai.
Wo kaafi sundar hai. Agar aapko kahu to aap meri mom ko actress “Rashmi Desai” se compare kar sakte ho. Kaafi milti julti figure aur surat hai. Fir aate hai mere chachu Vivek, 39 years ke, aur bilkul papa ki nature ke jaise. Meri chachi Mona, 38 years ki, jo figure mein to meri mom ke mutabik thodi kam chubby hai. Perfect size jise kehte hai waisa samajh sakte ho aap.
Yaha main agar kahu to aap meri chachi ko actress “Nushrat Bharucha” se compare kar sakte ho, to aapko ek idea aa jayega. Unki ek beti Sonu, jo mujhse 2 saal badi hai, aur final year mein hai. Wo bhi kaafi gori hai, aur apni mummy ke upar hi gayi hai. Sundar aur patakha hai.
Hum sab ke beech aapas mein kaafi pyar hai, aur sabhi aapas mein mil kar hassi-khushi rehte hai. Isi tarah hamne vacation mein kahi baahar jaane ka plan banaya, aur plan ke hisab se hum Manali chale gaye. Waha hamne ek 4 star hotel mein 2 rooms liye. Ek hamare liye aur ek chacha-chachi aur Sonu ke liye.
Hum pahunche, apne-apne room mein rest kiya, aur fir dinner ke liye hum neeche gaye. Waha zyada log nahi the, kyunki hum weekdays par gaye the. Ek table pe sabhi log baith kar khaana khaa rahe the. Main aur Sonu yaha-waha ghoom rahe the, aur pastries aur desserts khaa rahe the. Table par sabhi khush the, aur kaafi discussion chal rahi thi.
Mona: Yaar kitna acha lag raha hai na.
Niral: Haa itne saalon baad hum sab kahi sath nikle hai.
Vikas: Yes darling. Ye sab hum dono bhaiyon ne tum dono ke liye plan kiya hai.
Vivek: Yes. Tum dono ghar ka itna khayaal rakhte ho. Bachho ka khayaal rakhte ho, aur pata nai kitne kaam karte ho.
Mona: Sirf 1 bachhe ka khayaal thodi rakhte hai hum. 3 bachho ka khayaal rakhna bahut mushkil kaam hai.
Niral: 3 Bachhe?
Mona: Haa 3 na. Meri Sonu, fir mere pati, jinke nakhre bachho se kam nahi hai, aur inka wo jo kabhi bhi mood mein aa jata hai. Hehe.
Niral: Issh Mona. Tu bhi na!
Vivek: Kya mona? Ye baatein sab ke saamne?
Mona: Haa to Niral tu bhi to teeno ka khayaal rakhti hi hogi na? After all hum sab adults hi hai. Isme sharmane wali kya baat?
Vikas: Baat to sahi hai bhabhi aapki. Niral nahi keh rahi, lekin main aapko batata hu ki Niral bhi aapki tarah teeno bachho ka khayaal rakhti hai (Sab hasne lage)
Vivek: Bahut achi baat hai.
Mona: Waise Manali ka plan aap dono bhaiyon mein kiska tha?
Vivek: Kyun pasand nahi aaya?
Niral: Nahi to. Kisne kaha? Mujhe to bahut acha laga.
Mona: Arre kiska bhi ho, idea jamaal ka hai. Aur aise thande-thande mausam mein to sex karne ka maza hi aa kaye. Kyu ji? (Chachu ko poochte hue)
Vivek: Haa maza kyun na aaye. Lekin bachhe bhi hai na. Bas Sonu ko tum sula do, fir to hamare maze hi maze jaan.
Mona: Aise nahi yaar. Itna door aaye hai. Itne paise kharch kiye hai, aur bas aise bachho ki wajah se chhup-chhup ke karke mood kharaab kar de?
Niral: Waise idea bura nahi hai. Aise thande mausam mein to saari raat karne ka maza hi alag hota.
Vikas: Bachhe bade ho rahe hai. Lekin aap dono ki tharak hai ki khatam hi nahi hoti?
Mona: Kyun devar ji? Aap dono ko karne ki iccha na ho to bata do. Hum dono apna intezam khud hi kar lenge. Kyun Niral?
Niral: Haa bilkul. Aur aap shayad jaante nahi ho. Lekin females ki needs 30 years ke baad badh jati hai. Aur waise bhi sex to har koi karta hai. Usme kya hai? Bas daalo nikalo aur ho gaya. Arre ise to explore karna chahiye. Alag-alag jagaho pe.
Mona: Alag-alag position mein naye-naye tareeke. Chhodh Niral. Inko ye sab nahi samjhega. Aap to jaise bhi khush karte ho mujhe, main usi mein khush hu (chachu ko hug karte hue)
Niral: Haa, main bhi hamesha khush hoti hu aap se. Hum to bas apni-apni icchayein bata rahe the.
Vivek: Hum kyun nahi karna chaahenge bhala? Waise aap dono ye socho ki Rahul aur Sonu bhi hai hamare sath. Ab unke liye alag room to nahi le sakte na.
Mona: Haa baat to sahi hai. Bachhe zaroor hai, lekin bachhe isi umar mein aadhi-aadhi cheeze seekhte hai, aur fir anjane mein galti kar dete hai.
Niral: College mein to kuch sikhate hai. Yaha-waha doston se adhoori cheeze seekhte hai. Baat to sahi hai. Aur is umar mein unhe nahi samjhayenge to aage jaa kar badi museebat se bach sakte hai.
Vikas: Haa aap dono ke paas iska koi practical solution hai to batao. Warna hamara plan banao ki bachho ke rehte hue hum sab kaise sex kar sakte hai?
Mona: Hum sab? (Acting mein shock reaction dete hue) devar ji aapko sath mein sex karna hai? Chee-chee!
Vikas: Arre mera matlab tha ki aap dono bhi kar sako aur hum dono bhi. Apne-apne kamre mein.
Mona: Ohh, to theek hai. Warna main to is naye idea ko maan hi leti (Haste hue).
Niral: Issh Mona. Tujhe har time masti hi soojhti hai?
Vivek: Arre bhabhi, iski to aadat hai. Aadha time masti karegi, usse bhi zyada waqt sex ki baatein.
Mona: Haa to mujhe maza aata hai.
Niral (chachi ka sath dete hue): Waise idea bura to nahi tha sex sath karne ka.
Mona: Haina? After all koi to sath dene wala mila.
Vikas: Tum dono pagal ho gaye ho?
Yaha ek to aapas mein karne ka hi plan nahi ban paa raha hai, aur tum log chaaro sath karne ka plan banane lage.
Niral: Matlab aapko is baat pe koi aitraaz to nahi hai? Yahi samjhe hum?
Vivek: Aap dono ka samaj nahi aata kab serious baatein karte ho kab mazaak.
Mona: Arre baba mazaak hi hai. Chill karo. Ye decide karo ki hume kya karna hai?
Niral: Ek idea hai. Dekh aisa karte hai. Pehle main Rahul ko tumhare kamre mein bhej doongi. Waha Sonu aur Rahul masti karte-karte so jayenge. Tab main aur Vikas kar lenge. Fir 3-4 ghante baad, tum log bachho ko hamare kamre mein bhej dena. Tab tum log kar lena sex.
Mona: 3-4 ghante? Jiju kon sa chavan-prash khaa ke chadhte ho?
Vikas: Aisi koi baat nahi hai. Koi Chavan-prash wagaira ki zaroorat nahi padti.
Niral: Mere kehne ka matlab. Usi mein jitni baar chaahe itni baar kar sakte hai na. Multiple times you know.
Mona: Ohh aise. Maine socha ki 3-4 ghante matlab dono bhaiyon ki power ek jaisi hai kya?
Niral: Matlab? Inka 3-4 ghante continue chal jata hai kaam? Fuel tank khatam nahi hota?
Mona: Arre matlab tumhari tarah hi. Break lekar thodi-thodi der mein.
Vikas: Haa tum log aapas mein kaise karte hai, wo bhi discuss kar lo na.
Vivek: Haa aur kiska kitna bada hai, kitna mota hai, wo bhi kar lo baat. Tum log bhi na sacchi. Sex pe baat aayi to shuru hi ho jaate ho.
Mona: Hehe, hum to bas bhavnao mein beh jaate hai.
Niral: Bhavnao mein nahi. Tharak ki pyaas mein. Haha.
(Sabhi hasne lage)
Mona: Chalo fir tay taha. Niral tum log Rahul ko bhej dena. Fir tumhara ho jaye to call kar dena. Hum dono bachho ko tumhare room mein bhej denge. Lekin haa, usse pehle kapde pehanna mat bhoolna, Hehe.
Niral: Naa hum to bina kapdo ke hi baithenge bachho ke saamne. (Sarcasm mein bolte hue)
Mona: Haa fir tum hi bachho ko jawaab dete baithna poori raat. Ye Lulli badi kyun hai, kya hai na wo kyun nahi hai.
Vikas: Yaar bhabhi aapki imagination ko maanna padega. Aap kon si baat se kaha pahunch jati hai na?
Mona: Hehe, kabhi sath baith kar dekho hamari imagination kahan-kaha jati hai.
Vivek: Chalo-chalo ab chalte hai apne-apne kamre mein.
(Sabhi hum bachho ko awaaz lagate hue)
Niral: Rahul beta chalo room mein.
Mona: Sonu beta, khaa liya to chalo ab sone.
Aur isi Tarah hum sab apne apne kamre mein chale gaye.
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Agla part padhe:- Parivar mein chudai aur sex education-2