This story is part of the Maine Pee Sharaab Aur Biwi Bani Shabaab series
Yeh kahaani hain ek chhote se shahar se Varun ki. Yeh us waqt ki ghatna han jab Varun ki umra 24 saal thi. Uski shaadi Varsha se 2 saal pahle hi huyi thi. Varsha gaure rang ki thi aur uski aankhein brown thi jis se wo bahut aakarshak dikhti thi.
Varun ke ghar me uska bada bhai Arun 26 saal ka tha aur uski bhabhi Kirti 23 saal ki thi. Arun aur Kirti ke ek 2 saal ki bachchi bhi thi. Ghar me Arun-Varun ke buddhe mummy papa bhi the.
Bade market me Arun-Varun ke papa ne kaafi saal pahle shop lagayi thi aur ab wo shop dono bhai milkar chalaate hain. Unke Mummy Papa ab adhiktar samay pooja paath ya mandir me bitaate hain.
Bade market me kaafi dukaane thi par unki shop ke aas paas ki dono dukaane Arun-Varun ke do dosto ki thi. Ek taraf Ravindra ki dukaan thi aur dusri taraf Neeraj ki. In chaaro ladko me achchhi dosti thi.
Varun ki biwi Varsha ne ek ladke ko janam diya. Apni delivery ke liye Varsha paas ke shahar me apne maaayke me hi thi. Ghar me sab khush the aur Varun bhi khush tha.
Varun ke dosto Neeraj aur Ravindra ne sharaab ki party ke liye bola aur Varun khushi khushi maan bhi gaya. Varun ke bade bhai Arun ko bhi sharaab party join karni thi par uski biwi Kirti ne usko sharaab chhune se mana kar rakha tha.
Arun ne dosto se request ki, jab Kirti uske maayke jaayegi tab party rakhenge. Magar kyuki filhaal ghar ki chhoti bahu Varsha delivery ke baad abhi maayke me hi thi to badi bahu Kirti apne maayke nahi ja paa rahi thi. Isliye unhone party thode samay baad rakhne ka decide kiya.
Lagbhag do mahine baad chhoti bahu Varsha apne bachche sahit sasural lauti. Iske 1 week baad badi bahu Kirti 3-4 din ke liye apne maayke jaa paayi. Yahi mauka tha jab bada bhai Arun bhi sharaab party join kar sakta tha.
Bade market me Monday ke din shops band rakhte the. Isliye decide hua ki Sunday night ko party rakhenge. Party ka venue rakha gaya tha Neeraj ki shop ke peechhe se laga ek room.
Dosto ne kanjusi na karne ko bola tha isliye Varun extra sharaab ki bottles kharid laaya taaki bach bhi jaaye to aage kaam aa jaayegi. Mummy Papa ko pata tha ki ladke kabhi kabhaar sharaab peete hain to koi tension nahi thi. Varsha ne bhi Varun ko ijaajat de di ki wo thodi sharaab pee sakta hain, kyu ki khushi ka mauka tha.
Raat ko Neeraj ki shop ke andar wale kamre me sharaab party shuru huyi. Varun ne dhyaan rakha ki wo jyada sharaab naa piye kyu ki usne Varsha se vaada kiya tha ki wo jyada sharaab nahi peeyega. Varun sirf dosto aur bade bhai Varun ke liye peg bana raha tha.
Kuchh samay baad dono dost aur bada bhai Arun sharaab peekar tunn ho gaye the aur bahki bahki baatein karne lage the. Varun ko party dene ke liye thank you bolne se shuru hokar ab wo Varsha ki taareefe karne lage aur jaldi hi unki baatein gandi hone lagi.
Ravindra: “Yaar Varun, tu bahut khushkismat hain jo tujhe Varsha jaisi khubsurat biwi mili”
Neeraj: “Haa yaar, Varsha ki manjree aankhon me is sharaab se jyada nasha hain”
Ravindra: “Nahi, jyada nasha Varsha ke honthhon me hain, bahut raseele hain uske lips”
Varun: “Abe, chup karo bevdo, kya bol rahe ho!”
Ravindra: “Abe saale tu to roj hi maje leta hain, hum bol bhi nahi sakte kya! Kyu Arun, mast honthh hain na Varsha ke? Tum to ek hi chhat ke neeche rahte ho”
Arun: “Haa, bahut mast hain honthh”
Neeraj: “Haa yaar, kitna maja aata hoga Varun ko honthh chusne me, bata na Varun”
Varun ka bada bhai Arun bhi un logo ke saath shuru ho gaya tha par sab nashe me dhutt thhe to Varun unko kya kahta, uss waqt to uski baat wo log samajhte bhi nahi.
Arun: “Honthh nahi, yeh kuchh aur chusta hoga”
Neeraj: “Kuchh aur kya chusta hoga!”
Arun: “Varsha ki chhaati dekhi nahi kya! aur bhi jyada bhar gayi hain ab to”
Ravindra: “Haa yaar, bachcha hone ke baad to Varsha ke boobs doodh se bharkar aur bhi bade ho gaye hain, saala yeh Varun chus chus kar doodh khatm kar deta hoga!”
Neeraj: “Main bhi iske ghar bachcha dekhne gaya tha to main dekhta hi rah gaya, Varsha ke boobs aur bhi bade aur mast ho gaye hain. Blouse ke upar se boobs jhaankne lage hain, blouse me to samaa bhi nahi rahe hain itne bade ho gaye hain”
Arun: “Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi, jab Varsha khana parosane ke liye jhukti hain to uske mumme blouse ke upar se aadhe nikal kar dikhne lagte hain, aesa lagta hain baahar nikal kar ab meri thaali me aakar gir jaayenge”
Ravindra: “Arre to Arun tu thaam liya kar Varsha ke mumme, neeche nahi girenge”
Neeraj: “Muh se thaamega ya haath se!”
Ravindra: “Wow, muh me wo bade soft mumme bharega to kitna maja aayega”
Neeraj: “Varsha ki gaand bhi uske mummo jitni hi soft hain”
Ravindra: “Tujhe kaise pata! Tune Varsha ki gaand kab chhu li?”
Neeraj: “Ek baar market me sabji lete waqt man uske peechhe hi khada tha, wo galti se peechhe hati to mujhse takra gayi, tab uski naram gaand mujhe chhu gayi thi, badi soft thi. Mere to lund ka paani hi chhut gaya tha us se takra kar”
Arun: “Jab Varsha naha kar baahar aati hain to khusboo bikher deti hain, main to madhosh ho jata hoon”
Ravindra: “Abe saale mera to soch soch kar lund khada ho gaya hain. Kya chikna chehra hain”
Arun: “Uski taange bhi badi chikni hain. Seediyo se jab wo utarti hain to apne kapde thoda upar uthha leti hain, tab main uski wo gauri chikni taange dekhta hooon, bahut mast lagti hain
Yeh baat sunkar chhota bhai Varun sadme me aa gaya ki usko kya sunne ko mil raha hain. Uska bada bhai apne chhote bhai ki biwi ko is najar se dekht hain! Un sab ke gande vichaar sharaab peete hi baahar aane lage the.
Varun ko laga ki un logo ki baatein kahi na kahi sach bhi thi. Jab Varsha delivery ke baad maayke me thi tab uske bhaari ho chuke mammo ko dekhkar Varun ne us se topless photo maanga tha aur usne Varun ko bheja bhi tha. Isi photo ko dekhkar Varun kabhi kabhar apne haath se apne lund ko ragad maje leta tha.
Varun: “Kaminey dosto! sab log apni apni biwiyo par dhyaan lagao, dusro ki nahi”
Ravindra: “Meri wali to kha kha kar moti bhains ho gayi hain, us par kya dhyaan lagaau!”
Arun: “Meri wali to sukhi huyi lakdi jaisi hain, chodne ka maja hi nahi aata, haddiya chubhti hain Kirti ki”
Neeraj: “Tumhaare paas kuchh to hain, main to kunwaara hoon, main kisko chodu!!”
Wo teeno nashe me uljhulool bolte huye kahkahe laga rahe the aur unki gandi baatein chalti rahi aur Varun sharaab ka kadva ghunt peeta raha.
Ravindra: “Meri agar Varsha jaisi biwi ho to main bedroom se hi baahar na niklu, din bhar chodta hi rahu aur bachche hi paida karta rahu”
Neeraj: “Varun ne 2 saal laga diye baap banne me, main to Varsha ko pahli hi raat chod kar pregnant kar deta”
Arun: “Main to Kirti ko bhi Varsha samajh kar hi chodta hoon, varna maja hi nahi aata hain yaar”
Ravindra: “Mera bhi same case hain. Main bhi meri moti biwi Seema ko Varsha samajh kar hi chodta hoon, to thoda bahut maja aataa hain”
Neeraj: “Main to bathroom me sirf aankhein band kar Varsha ko yaad kar ghanta hilaata hoon, kaam jaldii ho jata hain. Pahle Kirti bhabhi ko yaad kar ghanta hilata tha tab thoda jyada time lagta tha”
Arun: “Varsha hain to phir meri biwi Kirti ko soch kar kyu ghanta hilana? Main bhi Varsha ko soch kar hi apna ghanta hilata hoon”
Varun ke dono dost to paraaye the par dil toota bade bhai Arun ki baaton ko sunkar ki wo apne chhote bhai ki biwi ke liye kaise gande vichar rakhta hain.
Ravindra: “Yeh bata Varun, tu Varsha ki chut me ungli daal kar uska temprature check karta hain ki nahi, ki wo kitni garam hain”
Neeraj: “iski ungli jal naa jaaye agar Varsha ki chut me daalega to! Wo hot hi itni hain”
Varun ke paas do hi upaay the, ya to uthh kar waha se chalaa jaaye, ya phir kuchh bhi uthha kar un teeno ko peetna suru kar de. Par usne kuchh teesra tarika hi chuna.
Un sabki baatein sun sunkar Varun ke andar zehar felne laga tha aur wo ek ek kar peg maarta gaya aur pata hi nahi chala usne kab apni limit cross kar di.
Un logo ki baatein aur kahkahe abhi bhi jaari thi par ab Varun ko nashe me kuchh samajh nahi paa raha tha aur kuchh yaad bhi nahi raha.
Agle episode me padhiye ki Varun ne sharab ke nashe me aesi kya galti kar di jo usko bhaari padne wali thi.