Pichla bhaag padhe:- Mera chhota bhai
Ab tak aapne padha, ki jab koi ghar pe nahi tha tab mere chhote bhai ne mujhe choda aur mujhe gay hone ka ehsaas dilaya. Rohit mujhe apni patni bana chuka tha. Ab aage padhiye-
Doosre din subha Rohit mere pass aaya aur mujhe jagaya.
Rohit: Good morning my wife, my jaan, my baby, my love, my sweet heart. Ye keh kar usne mere maathe pe kiss kiya.
Maine ghadi mein dekha to subha ke 9:30 baj chuke the. Main itni der kabhi sota nahi hu.
Me: Good morning baby.
Rohit: Kaise ho jaan?
Me: Bahut dard ho raha hai. Gaand sooj gayi hai, aur jalan bhi ho rahi hai.
Rohit: Ohhh meri jaan ko dard ho raha hai?
Ye keh kar usne mujhe baahon mein liya. Fir mere sar pe hath firaya aur kaha-
Rohit: Chalo fatafat taiyaar ho jao. Main hum dono ke liye breakfast banata hu.
Me: Mujhse utha bhi nahi jaa raha baby.
Rohit: Ohhhh meri baby se utha bhi nahi jaa raha.
Ye keh kar mujhe usne godi mein uthaya, aur bathroom mein leke gaya. Mujhe usne fresh hone ko bola. But mujhe latrine nahi aa rahi thi. Rohit bathroom mein aaya, mere brush pe paste lagaya, aur mujhe brush karne ko bola.
Maine 5 minutes mein brush kiya aur muh dhoya. Rohit ne geezer on karke shower chalu kiya, aur mujhe nehlaya. Fir mujhe bedroom tak chhodh diya.
Rohit: Baby fatafat kapde pehno. Tab tak main breakfast ready karta hu, aur doodh garam karta hu.
Ye keh ke wo chala gaya. 15 minutes mein main kapde pehan ke ready ho gaya. Utne mein wo breakfast kamre mein laaya. Mujhe uske hatho se breakfast khilaya, aur mere hath mein doodh ka glass deke peene ko bola. Maine poora doodh pe liya. Rohit ne mujhe ek antacid aur pain killer ki tablet di, aur mujhe rest karne ko bola.
Rohit: Baby ye tablet lelo, isse tumhe aaram mil jayega.
Maine tablets li, aur so gaya. Dopahar mein kareeb 1 baje usne mujhe lunch ke liye uthaya. Usne lunch mujhe thali mein diya. Usne baingan ki sabzi, chapaati, aur daal-chaawal banaye the. Hum dono ne lunch start kiya.
Me: Khaana bahut acha banaya hai baby.
Rohit: Thanks baby.
Me: Welcome my dear.
Rohit: Jaan aapke liye evening ek surprise hai.
Me: Kya surprise hai baby?
Rohit: Wo aapko evening mein hi pata chalega.
Me: Please abhi bata do na jaan.
Rohit: Abhi bata doonga to surprise kaha rahega baby?
Me: Ok baby, mujhe evening ka intezaar rahega.
Maine din bhar aaram kiya tha. But Rohit subha se ghar ke kaamo mein hi laga hua tha. Ghar ki saaf-safayi ki, khaana banaya, aur bartan dhoye the usne.
Me: Ab aap bhi thoda aaram karo baby. Bahut kaam kiya subha se. Thak gaye honge aap.
Rohit aur main bedroom mein gaye. Rohit aaram karne ke liye bed pe gaya, aur jaake let gaya.
Usne apni baahen faila ke mujhe uski baahon mein aane ka ishara kiya. Main bhi bed pe gaya to usne mujhe apni baahon mein kass ke pakad liya. Usne mere hontho pe kiss kiya, aur mujhe bola-
Rohit: I love you my wife. Bahut pyar karta hu aapse.
Me: I love you too baby. Love you so much.
Mujhe uski baahon mein jannat ka ehsaas ho raha tha, aur ek sukoon mujhe uski baahon mein mil raha tha Jaisa main hamesha chaahta tha, but mujhe kabhi nahi mila tha. Main apne aap ko uski baahon mein surakshit mehsoos karne laga.
Hum dono aise hi so gaye. Shaam ke 5 baje hum dono ki aankh khul gayi. Hum dono fatafat fresh ho gaye. Rohit ne hum dono ke liye coffee banayi. But usne ek hi cup mein coffee layi. Maine use poocha doosra cup kaha hai, to wo bahut hi romantic mood mein bola-
Rohit: Baby aaj hum dono ek hi cup mein coffee piyenge.
Main mana hi karne wala tha, lekin utne mein usne kaha-
Rohit: Ab hum dono husband wife hai. Hum dono ek cup mein coffee pee sakte hai my wife.
Main maan gaya.
Me: Ok ji my husband ji.
Usne ek ghoont coffee pee aur cup mujhe di. Maine bhi ek ghoont coffee pee aur use di. Aise karte-karte hamne coffee khatam kar di. Kuch der baad.
Me: Kaha hai aapka surprise?
Rohit: 6 baje tak ruko meri rani, sab pata chal jayega.
6 baj gaye. Wo mujhe ghar ke mandir mein leke gaya. Hamare ghar mein mandir ke liye alag sa kamra hai. Use Rohit ne phoolon se sajaya tha. Usne do sherwani layi thi, ek mere liye aur ek uske liye.
Me: Ye sab kya hai dear?
Rohit: Sab pata chal jayega. Pehle ye sherwani pehan ke taiyaar ho jaate hai.
Hum dono kapde pehan ke taiyaar ho gaye.
Me: Ab aage kya karna hai?
Rohit ne Pooja ki thali sajayi thi. Fir hum dono ne bhagwan ki Pooja ki, aur bhagwan ka ashirwad liya. Rohit ne meri maang mein sindoor bhara aur kaha-
Rohit: Main bhagwan ke saamne tumhe apne life partner ke roop mein sweekar karta hu. Aur ye kasam khata hu, ki main hamesha aapka sath doonga. Kya aap mujhe aapke life partner ke roop mein sweekar karte hai? Kya aap mera life time sath doge?
Maine haa mein sar hilaya aur kaha: Main bhi aapko apne life partner ke roop mein sweekar karta hu.
Rohit ne meri ungli mein ek sone ki angoothi pehna di, aur mere hatho ko chooma. Usne ek angoothi mere hath mein di, aur use pehnane ko bola. Maine use angoothi pehnayi, aur uske hatho ko chooma.
Marathi shaadi mein 5 shaadi ke geet hote hai use Marathi mein mangal-ashtaka bolte hai. Wo bole bagair shaadi nahi hoti. Usne uske mobile pe mangal-ashtaka lagayi. 5 mangal-ashtaka hone ke baad, hum dono ne ek-doosre ko haar pehnaye. Bhagwan ka aashirwad liya, aur ek-doosre ko pati-patni ke roop mein sweekar kar liya.
Maine uske pair chhoo ke uska aashirwad liya, aur usne mere maathe pe ek kiss kiya. Mithayi ke box mein se mithayi nikali, aur bhagwan ko bhog lagaya. Ek-doosre ko mithayi khila ke muh meetha kiya.
Raat ke 8 baj chuke the, Rohit ne hotel se khaana order kiya tha. Fir hamne ek hi thaali mein khaana liya. Usne pehla niwala mujhe khilaya, aur mujhe naam lene ko bola. Nam lena matlab ukhana bolna.
Rohit: Baby Naam lo.
Me: Mujhe nahi aata.
Rohit: Please sweetheart mere liye.
Me: Itihas ki kitab pe bhugol ka cover, Rohit ka naam leta hai unka lover.
Rohit: Wow, maan gaya.
Me: Ab aapki baari.
Rohit: Meri nazro ke teer bahut shareer hai. Aditya hamare dil ke katil hai.
Me: Bahut badhiya.
Rohit: Aaj raat ko kya maloom haina?
Me (Sharmate hue): Kya hai?
Rohit: Aaj raat hum dono ki suhagraat hai. Aaj raat ek minute bhi sone nahi doonga.
Me: Sona kon chaahta hai ji.
Rohit: Bahut enjoy karenge, bahut khush karunga aaj meri wife ko. Aaj tann mann se tumhe apna banaunga. Rani banaunga aaj tumhe, rani. Banogi na meri rani?
Maine Sharma ke haa keh diya.
To hamne hamari suhagraat kaise manayi, ye main aapko agle part mein bataunga. Tab tak aap log apna khayaal rakhna. I love you all.
Agla bhaag padhe:- Mera chhota bhai-3