This story is part of the Jab Main Bani Love Guru series
Suman ko fasaane ke liye mujhe ek ladke ki talash thi aur shayad wo ladka mujhe Rocky me mil gaya tha.
Main dulhan ki poonchh bani hui thi aur wo dulhe ka. Is chakkar me hum chaaro saath saath hi the. Aesa nahi tha ki sirf Rocky ka dhyaan hi mujh par tha. Dulha bana Pawan bhi dulhan ko dekhne ki aad me mujhe taad raha tha.
Kabhi kabhaar hamari najre bhi mil jaat aur main nakli smile ke saath usko achchha sa response deti jaise wo koi rajkumar ho. In sab ke beech maine uski taarife bhi bahut ki , kyu ki aakhir bakra to usko bhi banna hi tha.
Pawan bhi mujhe apni saali maankar mere saath hansi majaak kar raha tha aur Rocky ka saath de raha tha mujhe chhedne me.
Maine bhi pawan ko bol diya tha ki Jijaji saali aadhi ghar wali hoti hain to mera bhi dhyaan rakhna. Pawan mere muh se taarif sun phula nahi sama raha tha.
Abhi tak sab kuchh mere plan ke hisaab se sahi ja raha tha. Maine Pawan aur Rocky ko sheeshe me utaar diya tha. Main ek phool thi aur wo mere bhanware ban chuke the.
Suman ko bolkar maine uski scooty ko community hall me hi mangwa li thi aur chaabi mere paas hi thi. Uski jarurat baad me padne wali thi.
10 baje tak adhiktar mehmaan khana khakar ja chuke the. Dono taraf ke kuchh khaas rishtedaar hi bache the. Jaisa ki socha tha, aadhi raat ke baad shaadi ki saari rasme khatm hui.
Bache khuche khaas log ko community hall ki dusri manjil par bane kamre diye gaye. Maine aur Suman ne to pahle hi apna kamra reserve kar liya tha.
Adhiktar logo ke liye neeche hall me hi bistar laga diye the. Unko sirf ek changing room diya tha. Isi tarah dulhe aur uske 3 dosto ke liye ek alag kamra diya gaya.
Main Suman ke saath uske kamre me aa gayi thi aur usko bataya ki main Rocky ko taiyar kar lungi uske saath chudai karne ke liye. Suman pahle to ghabra gayi, kyu ki Rocky to uske pati Pawan ka jigri dost hain. Magar maine usko ye bolkar shaant karaya ki aese kaam karke kyu koi kisko batayega. Wo khud nahi fas jayega. Phir Suman maan gayi.
Mujhe apne plan ke liye kisi tarah Pawan aur Rocky ke alawa kisi ko kamre me nahi rakhna tha. Suman ko uske kamre me thoda wait karne ka bolkar main dulhe ke kamre ke paas aayi aur maine Rocky ko alag se baahar bulaya. Wo kutte ki dum ki tarah jeebh laplapata mere peeche aa bhi gaya.
Main: “Rocky tumhe main kaisi lagi?”
Rocky: “Bahut jor ka lagi. Kya mujhse shaadi karne ka iarada hain? Main ekdum ready hun, aaj hi kar lete hain”
Main: “Tum shaadi ke kaabil bhi ho ya nahi. Sirf naam ke Rocky ho ya sach me ho?”
Rocky: “Aajma ke dekh lo. Bas ek mauka to do Paree”
Main: “Mera naam to Paree nahi”
Rocky: “Jaisa dikhogi waisa hi to naam dunga. Ek dum paree lag rahi ho in kapdo me”
Main: “Itni pasand aayi me tumhe?”
Rocky: “Iti achchhi ladki kabhi dekhi hi nayi maine”
Main: “To phir kya irada hain?”
Rocky: “Iraade to nek nahi hain. Tum ijaajat do to apne iraade dikha du”
Main: “Iraade kaha dikhaoge? yaha khule me”
Rocky: “Andar room me chalte hain”
Main: “Waha to tumahre dusre dost bhi baithhe hain”
Rocky: “Tum order karo, sabko bhaga deta hoon”
Main: “To phir bhagao baaki sabko”
Rocky: “Bhaga to du, par pahle batao tumhara irada kya hain?”
Main: “Main andar aaungi, baatein hogi, phir apna irada bataungi”
Rocky: “5 minute do, abhi sabko baahar nikalta hoon. Dulhe ko rahne du? mera jigri hain. Hum dono ke beech kuchh chhupa nahi hain”
Main: “Dulhe se koi problem nahi hain. Baaki ke dono dosto ko bhaga do. Subah tak waapis nahi aane chahiye wo dono”
Rocky: “Achchha to raat bhar ka program hain! Main abhi aata hoon kaam khatm karke. Tum mujhe yahi milo”
Kuchh minutes ke baad wo uske 2 dosto ko kamre se khadeta hua baahar laaya aur unko neeche hall me dusre logo ke saath sone ka bol bhaga diya. Phir meri taraf muskuraate hue dekhne laga.
Rocky: “Dekho kar diya kaam. Aur bolo kya order hain”
Main: “Tum to bade kaam ke aadmi lagte ho”
Rocky: “Tumne mauka hi nahi diya pahle”
Main: “Tumse ek jaruri kaam hain, kar paoge?”
Rocky: “Main to jaruri kaamo ke liye hi bana hoon”
Main: “Rahne do tumse nahi ho paayega”
Rocky: “Aesa koi kaam nahi jo main nahji kar pau. Bol kar dekho”
Main: “Kabhi kisi ladki ko khush kiya hain? waisa wala khush”
Rocky: “Are main to har kaam ka expert hoon. Tum bas haa bolo aur maja dekho. Tumhari chikhe nahi nikaal di to mera naam nahi”
Main: “Meri nahi kisi aur ki cheekhein nikalni hain”
Rocky: “Kya yaar, mujhe laga tumhare saath karna hain. Tum haa bolo, tumhare saath karne ko taiyar hoon”
Main: “Mere saath karne ka mauka dungi, uske badle kya kar sakte ho?”
Rocky: “Tum mujhe apne saath karne do, jo bologi karunga”
Main: “Main tumhe mujhe chodne dungi, magar pahle mera ek kaam karo. Kisi aur ko chodna hain”
Rocky: “Pahle apne saath karne do. Phir ek kya 10 ladkiyo ko bhi chod dunga”
Main: “Main kisi bhi nayi chij ko istemaal karne se pahle parakhti hoon. Mere saath karne se pahle tumhe test dena padegsa kisi aur ke saath karke”
Rocky: “Chahe jo test le lo meri jaan. Bolo kisko chodn hain”
Main: “Suman ko”
Rocky: “Kyu majaak kar rahi ho? Mere aese hi maje le rahi ho!”
Main: “Sach bol rahi hoon. Bolo karoge mera kaam pura?”
Rocky: “Tum majaak to nahi kar rahi? tum serious ho? Mujhe fasaa to nahi rahi? ”
Main: “Main serious hoon. Bolo kya bolte ho, karoge?”
Rocky: “Kuchh samajh nahi aa raha. Suman ki abhi abhi shadi hui hain, wo kyu karne degi. Mujhe Suman ke saath jabardasti nahi karni. Main waisa nahi hoon”
Main: “Suman bhi ready hain, koi jabardasti nahi karni”
Rocky: “Magar wo kyu ready hogi! uski to aaj hi shaadi hui hain, kal suhaagraat hain!”
Main: “Tum aam khao, ped mat gino”
Rocky: “Nahi, mujhe gadbad lag rahi hain. Aese time par koi kaise maan sakta hain”
Main: “Tumhe yakeen nahi to main tumhe us se milwati hoon”
Ab main Rocky ko lekar Suman ke room tak aayi. Suman ki shakal par dar saaf tha. Rocky ko dekh uski haalat kharaab thi.
Main: “Suman tum Rocky ke saath chudwane ko taiyar ho na?”
Suman to sirf meri shakal dekhte hi rah gayi. Phir ek najar Rocky ko dekhte hue roni surat bana li. Mujhe dar laga kahi wo ghabra kar mana hi naa kar de.
Main: “Ghabrao mat. Maine Rocky se baat kar li hain. Wo hamari help karne ko taiyar hain. Wo kabhi bhi Pawan ko is baare me nahi batayega. Kyu Rocky taiyar ho na?”
Rocky: “Haa…matlab Suman ready hain to theek hain.”
Suman: “Tum promise karo kabhi Pawan ko nahi bataoge”
Rocky: “Gentlemen wala promise”
Rocky abhi bhi confuse tha ki Suman ye sab kyu karwa rahi hain aur wo bhi Shaadi ki raat. Suman abhi bhi dulhan ke kapdo me saji thi. Usko to bin dulhe hi suhaagraaat manaane ka mauka tha.
Main: “Suman ko suhaagraat ke pehle ek experience lena hain taaki tumhare dost ko kal Suhaagraat me khush rakh sake. Tum iski chudayi achche se karke iski practice karwa lo”
Rocky muh khula rakh meri baatein sun raha tha. Usko ab tak lagta tha ki wo hi khuli soch rakhta hain, par yaha do ladkyi bahut dur ki soch ke saath khadi thi.
Main: “Rocky, tumhe condom lana padega”
Rocky: “Le aata hoon”
Main: “Suman tumne bataya tha na ki yaha 24hours wali medical shop hain jo raat ko khuli rahti hain”
Suman: “Haa wo sarkari hospital ke baahar hain”
Suman ne usko raasta bata aiya aur usko Suman ki scooty ki chaabi pakda di. Maine pahle hi pata kar liya tha ki wo shop waha se takriban 20 minute ki duri par thi aur usko aane jaane me 40-50 minute lagne wale the.
Main: “Rocky suno, condom lene tumhi akele jaoge. Tum kya lene ja rahe ho kisi ko mat batana”
Rocky: “Theek hain. Pawan mujhe dhundhega to?”
Main: “Pawan ki chinta mat karo. Main Pawan ke saath rahungi, wo tumhe nahi dhoondhega”
Rocky: “Theek hain main chalta hoon”
Main: “Waapis aakar seedhe isi room me aa jana. Baahar knock karna”
Rocky ab waha se ravana hua.
Main: “Suman main ab Pawan ke paas ja rahi hoon, mujhe usko busy rakhna hain.”
Suman: “Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hain”
Main: “Ab peechhe mat hatna, ab to Rocky ko bhi pata lag gaya hain. Ab nahi kiya to wo gusse me Pawan ko bhi bata sakta hain. Daro mat aur us din kaise maje liye the waise hi lena. Jitni alag alag position tumne us din dekhi thi wo sab abhi try kar lena. Yaad hain na?”
Suman: “Aapke wali position to ab bhi yaad hain. Main waise hi karungi. Sab theek to hoga na?”
Main: “Tum agar aaj maje lekar karogi to aage hamesha sab theek hoga. Jaise hi Rocky aa jaye mujhe ek miss call karna, taaki main jyada dhyaan rakhu aur kisi ko tumhare room ki taraf nahi aane du”
Suman: “Theek hain. Kaam hote hi phir miss call kar du?”
Main: “Haa theek hain, par chudayi shuru hote hi mis call karna mat bhulna”
Suman: “Nahi bhulungi”
Main: “Theek hain main Pawan ko sambhalne jati hoon. Bilkul mat sharmana, asli suhaagraat ki tarah chudwana. Ekdum khul kar maje lena. kapde kholne me sharmana mat”
Suman: “Main pura dhyaan rakhungi”
Main Suman ko wahi chhod kar uske kamre se baahar aayi. Par aate aate uske room ke internal lock ki chaabi lete aayi. Usko chudte hue pakadwana jo tha.
Main ab seedha Pawan ke room tak gayi aur knock kiya. Pawan to waise bhi akela tha. Usne darwaja khola aur mujhe dekh khushh ho gaya.
Pawan: “Are aap akele. Rocky ne mere baaki dosto ko baahar nikaal diya ye bolkar ki aap aur Suman yaha baat karne aane wale ho. Aap andar aa jao, Suman nahi aayi?”
Main: “Nahi, Suman to thak kar so gayi hain”
Main ab kamre me aa gayi aur darwaja lock kar diya.
Pawan: “Rocky aapse milne gaya tha, kaha gaya wo?”
Main: “Wo mujhe thoda body pain tha to usko medicine lene baahar bheja hain”
Pawan: “Iski kya jarurat thi. Doctor ghar me maujud hain”
Main: “Maine socha aaj aapki shaadi hain to aaj aapko disturb naa karu”
Pawan: “Kya baat kar di. Aapne hi to kaha tha ki saali aadhi ghar walo hoti hain. Phir ghar wali ko koi problem hain to main hi solve karunga na. Batao kaha par dard hain”
Main: “Aap chinta mat karo. Maine socha aap akele honge to bata du aur thodi der aapka saath bhi de du”
Pawan: “Bahut achcha kiya aap aa gayi. Aapse achchhe se baat bhi nahi ho paayi us bheed me. Pahle main aapka dard kam deta hoon. Bataiye kaha dard hain”
Main: “Thoda kamar aur peeth me dard hain”
Pawan: “Chalo aap yaha bed par let jao. Main dekhta hoon”
Ek taraf maine Rocky ko Suman ke saath set kar diya tha to dusri taraf main Pawan ke kamre me aa gayi apne plan ke tahat usko bhi taiyar karne ke liye.
Ab Pawan mere badan ke dard ko kaise dur karega wo agle episode me…