This story is part of the Phir Shak series
Aapne is kahaani ka pichhla hissa “Shak, Sex aur Satyaanaash” padha hoga. Ab us kahaani ka dusra hissa pesh hain jaha shayad pichhli kahaani mein chhute huye aapke sawalo ke jawaab mil jaaye.
Kahaani ke pichhli hisse ko jadli se yaad karwa deti hoon. Prashant ko shak tha ki uski wife Niru ka uske JijaJi ke saath naajayaj rishta hain aur jo bachcha Niru ne paida kiya wo JijaJi se hua hain.
Wo bachcha JijaJi ne adopt kar bhi liya tha kyu ki unki biwi Ritu bachcha paida nahi kar pa rahi thi. Prashant ka shak abhi bhi bana hua tha. Aage ki kahaani Prashant ki jubaani aage badhaate hain…
Raat ko sone se pehle main drawing me baitha akele TV dekh raha tha. Niru bedroom me sone ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Maine TV band kiya aur bedroom ki taraf badha.
Andar se Niru ke budbudaane ki aawaj aa rahi thi. Wo dabi aawaj me kisi se phone par baat kar rahi thi. Mere kaan khade ho gaye, kahi wo apne Neeraj Jija se to baat nahi kar rahi!
Wo phone par fusfusaate huye baat kar rahi thi aur mujhe darwaje par khade hokar saaf kuchh sunayi nahi de raha tha. Isliye main chupke se kamre ke andar daakhil hua.
Niru meri taraf peethh kar bat kar rahi thi aur uske thoda paas me jaane par mujhe uske muh se dheere se “I love you” bolne ki aawaj aayi. Meri aahat sunkar Niru ekdum palti aur chaunk gayi.
Niru ne phone par “baad me call karti hon” bolkar phone kaata aur mujhse baat karne lagi.
Niru: “Ekdum se kaise aa gaye! Mujhe to darra hi diya”
Prashant: “Tum kya koi galat kaam rahi thi kya?”
Niru: “Main kyu bhala koi galat kaam karungi!”
Prashant: “Kis se baat kar rahi thi?”
Niru: “Koi nahi, meri ek saheli thi”
Prashant: “Kaun si saheli thi?”
Niru: “Tum itna kyu puchh rahe ho?”
Prashant: “Itna fusfusaate huye dheere baat kar rahi thi, isliye puchh raha hoon ki kaun tha aur kya baat thi”
Niru: “Meri saheli Paayal ke saath uski koi personal baat kar rahi thi”
Main man me sochne laga ki kaun ladki apni saheli ko ” I Love you” bolti hain. Par maine Niru ko abhi yah nahi bataya ki maine uska last sentence sun liya tha.
Main chahta tha ki main khud uska phone check karu ki usne kisko phone kiya tha.
Niru: “Kaha kho gaye! Sona nahi hain kya? Kahi mujhe chodne ka plan to nahi hain tumhara aaj!”
Prashant: “Boobs to chusne hi nahi deti,chudai ka pura maja bhi nahi aata aajkal”
Niru: “Ek minute, yeh batao ki chodne aur boobs chusne ka kya relation hain! Chudai ka maja alag hota hain”
Prashant: “Jab se bachcha hua hain, tab se tumne mujhe abhi tak boobs nahi chusne diya hain. Jaise khane ke baad meethha khaate hain waise hi chudai ke pehle boobs chusne me maja aata hain”
Niru: “Jab tak mere boobs ka doodh pura sukh nahi jata main tumhe nahi chusne dungi. Mujhe achchha nahi lagega, mere bachche ke alawa koi aur doodh chusega to”
Prashant: “Magar bachcha yaha hain kaha! Wo to Ritu didi aur Neeraj Jija ji ko god de diya hain. Abhi yaha bacha hua hoon sirf main, mujhe hi chusne do. Chalo apna Tshirt aur bra nikalo. Waise bhi tumhare boobs ab aur bhaari ho gaye hain, main tadap raha hoon unko dekhne, dabaane aur chusne ke liye”
Niru: “Doodh to mera bachcha hi peeyega.”
Prashant: “Tumhara bachcha to waha Ritu didi ke mote mumme chus raha hoga”
Niru ne mutthhi bana kar mujhe 2-3 mukke maar diye jo mujhe kaafi jor ke lage the.
Niru: “Sharam nahi aati, meri didi ke liye aese gande shabd bol rahe ho!”
Prashant: “Sharm ki kya baat hain! Yeh to normal hain, ek bachcha to apni maa ke mumme hi chusega. Bachche ko thode hi pata hain ki uski asli maa Ritu nahi balki Niru hain. Usko to jo mumme saamne nange dikhenge wo unko chus lega.”
Niru: “Tumhe bhi pata hain ki Ritu didi ke mummo me doodh nahi hain, to wo apna doodh kaise pila sakti hain! Majaak ki aad me ashleel baatein mat karo meri didi ke baare me”
Prashant: “Yeh to aur bhi achchha hain ki Ritu didi ke boobs me doodh nahi hain, Jija Ji to chusne ke maje le hi paayenge. Yaha tadap to main raha hoon mumme chusne ke liye”
Niru: “To tum bhi chale jao waha, besharm kahi ke!”
Prashant: “Main waha gaya to phir JijaJi yaha aa jayenge tumhare mummo ko chusne ke liye”
Niru: “Tumhara deemag kharab ho gaya hain. Pehle bhi tumne mere muh se Jijaji ka naam bulwaate huye mujhe apne se chudne ko majbur kiya aur abhi bhi aesi gandi baat kar rahe ho!”
Prashant: “To phir mujhe mumme chusne do”
Niru: “Bilkul nahi”
Prashant: “Apne JijaJi ki to koi baat nahi taalti tum, wo bolte to unko to chusne deti na?”
Niru ne wahi pada takiya uthhaaya aur mujhe maarne lagi. Maine bhi usko pakad kar bistar gira diya. Maine uski nighty ko neeche se upar uthhaya aur wo hanste huye chillane lagi.
Maine uski nighty ko kamar se upar tak uthhaya aur pet nanga kar uski panty nikaal chut bhi nangi kar di. Usne koi virodh nahi kiya. Maine uski puri nighty sir se baahar nikalne ke liye thoda upar uthhaya par usne rok diya.
Wo apne boobs nange nahi karna chahti thi. Maine apne kapde khole aur nanga ho gaya. Phir se uski nighty nikaalne laga par phir se usne mujhe rok diya.
Niru: “Nahi, pichhle kuchh dino se mummo me bahut dard ho raha hain. Isliye ghar par bra bhi nahi pahan rahi hoon. Nighty khologe to mere boobs nange hokar baahar aa jayenge”
Prashant: “Wo hi to main chaahta hoon. Ek baar dikhao to sahi kitne bade ho gaye hain”
Niru: “Ek baar tum mere mumme nange dekh loge to phir bina dabbaaye chhodoge nahi, isliye main yeh risk nahi lungi”
Prashant: “Please na yaar, dikhao apne mumme”
Magar Niru ne apni nighty nahi nikalne di. Main khud hi us par chadh gaya. Usne mujhe boobs par haath laga kar masalane to nahi diya par maine apna seena uski chhaati par rakh kar jab usko chodna shuru kiya to jarur upar neeche ragad se mere seene ne Niru ke mummo ko daba kar ragad diya tha.
Bina condom pahne to wo waise bhi mujhe chodne nahi deti thi, abhi boobs ko haath lagana bhi varjit ho gaya tha. Khair maine Niru ko chodne ke hi maje le liye the.
Maa banne ke baad uska sharir bhi ab aur gudgudedaar ho gaya tha, jis tarah se uske mumme badh gaye the. Haalanki usko dekhne par koi fark mahsus nahi hota, abhi bhi wo waise hi patli kamar wali fit ladki thi.
Ek baar to man kiya ki us se JijaJi ka naam bulwaate huye chodta hoon, par phir apna plan drop kar diya ki mujhe khud ko achchha nahi lagega agar wo sach me Jijaji ka naam lete huye chudwane ke maje legi to.
Jab main Niru ko chodne ke baad us par se uthha to dekha ki uski chhaati se nighty thoda geeli ho gayi hain. Niru ka dhyaan dilaya to wo halka sa chikhi.
Niru: “Mera doodh nikaal diya tumne! Meri nighty par doodh ke daag lag jaayenge ab. Tumhe dabaane se mana kiya tha maine”
Yeh kahte huye wo uthh baithhi aur dusri nighty nikaal kar washroom me chali gayi. Thodi der baad wo change karke aayi.
Niru: “Ab se tum mere upar aakar nahi chodoge. Tumhaare seene se dab kar mera doodh nikal jata hain. Ya to baithhe baithe chodna ya phir mere favourite doggy style me”
Prashant: “Tum mere upar baithh kar mujhe kyu nahi chod leti?”
Niru: “Achchha, taaki tum mere uchhalte huye mummo dekh paao, isliye na? Naughty!”
Main santusht hokar let gaya tha. Niru ko bhi neend aa gayi thi. Maine phir uska phone uthhaya yeh check karne ke liye ki wo phone par kis se baat kar rahi thi par uske phone par lock laga hua tha.
Subah bhi maine try kiya ki kisi tarah uske phone ko dekh paau aur usko shak bhi na ho ki main kya kar raha hoon. Maine kisi bahaane se uska phone maanga aur usne unlock karke de diya.
Maine kal raat ke call logs dekhe aur paya ki kal raat Niru apne JiajJi se hi baat kar rahi thi. Mera dimaag bhanna gaya. Maine kal raat suna tha ki wo phone par “I love you” bol rahi thi aur wo us waqt JijaJi se hi baat kar rahi thi.
Main sochne laga ki ab main kya karu. Pichhli baar galti ki thi jo shak hua phir bhi khul kar Niru se kuchh nahi puchha tha. Maine soch liya ki main khul kar usko puchhunga.
Prashant: “Niru, kal raat tum Paayal se hi baat kar rahi thi na?”
Niru: “Haa, kya hua!”
Prashant: “Yeh dekho call log, tum apne Jija se baat kar rahi thi”
Yeh sunakr Niru ka chehraa feeka pad gaya. Usne turant mere haath se uska phone chheen liya.
Niru: “Maine tumhe apna phone jasoosi karne ke liye nahi diya tha”
Prashant: “Tum mujhse kya chhupa rahi ho? Phone JijaJi ko kiya aur mujhe jhoothh bola ki Paayal se baat kar rahi thi”
Niru: “Haa to kya ho gaya! Jaruri to nahi ki main har chij batau ki kis se kya baat kar rahi hoon!”
Prashant: “Agar tum phone par kisi ko ‘I love You’ bolo to phir bhi mujhe tumse puchhne ka adhikaar nahi hain! Tumhara tumhaare JijaJi ke saath kya chal raha hain? Sach sach batao, tumne apne JijaJi se chudwaya hain na? Aur wo bachcha tumne paida kiya hain, wo JijaJi ke chodne se hi paida hua hain na? Aaj mujhe tum khul kar sach batao. Tumne kitni baar apne JijaJi se chudwaya hain”
Niru: “Tumhara deemag to kharab nahi ho gaya hain!”
Prashant: “Haa, ho gaya deemag kharaab. Tum apne JijaJi ko chhupkar I love you bolti ho. Unke bachche ki maa ban jaati ho, main paagal hi tha jo murkh banta raha. Par ab nahi.”
Niru ne mujhe gusse se dekha aur teji se chalte huye bedroom me gayi. Main uske peechhe gaya ki ab wo kya naatak karti hain jab uski chori pakdi gayi hain.
Usne almari kholi aur ek envelope nikala. Mere paas aayi aur mere muh par wo envelope mara. Phir subakate huye wo dandanaate huye bedroom se baahar chali gayi.
Maine wo envelop khola. Wo kisi hotel me booking ka tha. Wo mere birthday ki party ka booking tha. Tabhi Niru phir se roti huyi andar aayi aur rote huye hi mujhse kahne lagi.
Niru: “Tumhare birthday ke liye JijaJI ke saath milkar surprize plan kiya tha. Jija Ji ke milne wale ka hotel tha, isliye cake par kya likhwana hain wo unko bata rahi thi. ‘I love you Prashant’ likhwana chahti thi, pura bolne ke pehle hi tum room me aa gaye the isliye pura nahi bol payi thi. Aur tumne mere character par itna bada iljaam laga diya!”
Prashant: “Main to bas puchh raha tha. Tum mujhe sab sach bhi to bata sakti thi!”
Niru: “Yeh puchhne ka kaunsa tarika hain ki maine Jijaji se chudwaya hain aur wo bachcha unhone hi paida karke diya hain!”
Prashant: “Arre main to hamesha ki tarah majaak kar raha tha”
Niru: “Mujhe to nahi laga ki tum majaak kar rahe the. Mujhe ab tumhara birthday nahi manana hain, wo booking main cancel karwa rahi hoon. Tumhara birthday tum akele hi manaanaa, main weekend par apne ghar ja rahi hoon”
Maine Niru ko samjhaane ki koshish ki par wo nahi maani. Friday evening me hi wo apne maayke chali gayi. Mujhe bahut bura laga aur agle din main us se milne uske ghar chala gaya.
Agle episode me padhiye kya Prashant apni ruthhi wife ko mana paayega yaa unke beech ki khai badhti jaayegi.