This story is part of the Meri Chudakkad Dipali Mami series
Mere dost ke bhai ki shadi ke liye jahan hum sab aaye the uske liye abhi 3 din hi bache the isliye hum sab ne socha ke chalo movie dekhne jaate hai aur shopping bhi karte hai.
Aur ab ki baar thoda maja aane wala tha kyu ke iss baar partners change ho chuke the.
Agle din subah utha toh meri aankhon ke samne vaishu thi jo mujhe pyaar se dekh rahi thi.
Nil: are vaishu kya hua mujhe aise kyu dekh rahi ho?
Vaishu: bas dekh rahi thi ke tum sote hue kaise lagte ho?
Uski baatein sunkar main uthkar baith gaya.
Nil: toh fir batao kaisa dikhta hu?
Tabhi vaishnavi wahan se uthi aur meri god me aakar baith gayi.
Vaishu: bahut cute. Jee karta hai ke tumhe aise hi dekhti rahu…
Nil: haan haan toh tumhe mana kisne kiya hai dekhti reh. Waise bhi kal se tune mujhe chura liya hai na toh karle maje.
Vaishu: hahaha aisi koi baat nahi hai. Lekin sach me mujhe toh bahut maja aa raha hai yr tumhe sath rehne me.
Nil: accha. Lekin mujhe abhi tak maja nahi aaya na
V: matlab?
N: matlab ke kal se main tumhara bf ban gaya hu lekin abhi tak tumne mujhe hug nahi kiya, kiss nahi kiya, aur kuch bhi nahi kiya. Toh fir aisa kaise chalega naa babu?
V: hmm. Ye bhi thik hai. Chalo tumhari baat maan leti hu… Aao…
Fir usne mujhe gaal pe kiss kiya aur mujhe hug karke baith gayi.
N: are ye kya baat hui. Tum toh baccho wali kiss kar rhi ho…
V: haan to tumhe kaisi wali chahiye?
N: ruko abhi batata hu…
Main uske hothon ke karib jane laga tabhi usne mujhe dur hataya aur kehne lagi..
V: ruko. Abhi to uthe ho… Chalo pehle jakar nahalo aur fresh ho jaao baki ka baad me kar lena…
N: okay. Is baar chhod raha hu lekin agli baar toh tujhe nahi chhodunga…
V: hahaha jaao jaao
Main fresh hone ke liye chala gaya.
Chalo ye thi mere kamre ki baat ab aapko mami ka kamra dikhata hu. Dekhte hai wahan kya ho raha hai!
Yahan par toh ulta haal hai, matlab akshay khud jaag ke pura ready ho chuka hai aur mami so rahi hai. Aur akshay mami ke bagal me use hug kar ke leta hua hai. Saala maje lena chahta hai mami ke.
Mami ki aankh khuli toh use akshay dikha jo use hug karke pada hua tha.
Dipali mami: good morning….
Akshay: good morning sweetheart!!
D: ohho! Sweetheart?? Itni jaldi romantic ban gaye? Kya baat hai akshay?
A: ab kya karu mere bagal me mere dost ki gf so rahi hai jo bahut khubsurat hai.
D: dost ki gf?
A: haan matlab kal se wo meri ho gayi na… Toh fir main use kaise chhod sakta hu….
D: hmm. Wo toh waqt aane par pata chalega ke tum kitne joshile ho…
A: okay.
D: are haan aaj hum sabhi ko movie dekhne jana hai na?
A: haan. Tum jaldi se taiyar ho jaao…
D: hmm. Tum jara dekho tab tak nil aur vaishnavi uth gaye hai yaa abhi tak so rahe hai..
A: nahi vaishu toh jag gayi hai.. nil ka pata nahi, wo abhi tak dikha nahi mujhe.
D: okay.
Mami ne bathroom me jaate jaate akshay ke gaal pe kiss kiya. Akshay thoda sharmaya toh mami haste haste bathroom me jaane lagi aur akshay ko kehne lagi.
D: tum bahut sharmate ho yr… Agar itna sharmaoge toh fir kaise karoge baki sab? Jra apne dost nil ko dekho.. har waqt mujhse chipak ke rehta hai. Ek bhi mauka nahi chhodta mujhe pyaar karne ka…
A: haan use aadat hai na… College me bhi bahut saari ladkiyan uspar marti hai isliye use aadat si pad gayi hai. Ladkiyon ko kaise handle karna hai is baat me wo bahut expert hai.
D: hmm chalo koi baat nahi tum bhi dheere dheere sikh jaoge… Main tumhe train karungi…
Ye kehkar mami bathroom me chali gayi, aur akshay ne mami ka phone liye aur usme mami ke photos dekhne laga. Use wahan par mami ke aur mere bahut saare photos mile. Unmese kuch bahut hot the toh kuch romantic, ye sab dekhkar akshay ko pata chala ke mami kitni romantic hai.
Main bathroom se nahakar bhar aaya toh maine dekha ke vaishnavi abhi tak nighty me hi thi usme wo bahut hot dikhti thi. Uski nighty sirf uske knees tak hi thi aur niche kuch bhi nahi. Aap samjh sakte ho kya najara hoga. Main sirf shorts me hi tha.
Vaishu us waqt apne phone par kisi se baat kar rahi thi. Main chupke se uske paas gaya aur use pichhe se pakad liya. Uski chikh nikal gayi. Use pata chala ke main hu toh wo shant hui aur kehne lagi ke phone par uske papa hai. Isliye main chup baith gaya.
Fir usne kuch bahana bana ke papa ko pata liya. Thodi der me usne call cut kar diya. Lekin main abhi bhi use hug karke baitha hua tha.
Vaishu: kya baat hai nahane ke baad bade handsome aur hot dikh rahe ho…
Nil: haan ab kya kare mere kamre me ek ladki hai jisse mujhe satisfy karna hai abhi… Isliye thoda acche se nahakar aaya.
Vaishu: hmm toh ye baat hai… Chalo koi nahi ready ho jaao aur kapde pehen lo hume thodi der me movie ke liye nikalna hai yaad toh hai na?
Nil: haan lekin uske liye abhi bahut waqt hai.
Vaishu: hmm aisi baat hai toh….. Ho jaaye…
Nil: kya?
Vaishu: main nahi bataungi… Tum khud samjhdar ho… Samjh jaao main kya kehna chahti hu…
Nil: ok. Accha ye vaishu ye toh bata ke tu vargine hai yaa nahi?
Vaishu: hmm. Kyu tumhe kya lagta hai? Main vargine hoon yaa nahi?
Nil: mere khayal se tumhari jaisi najuk si, natkhat si, khubsurat ladki….. Vargine hi hogi.
Vaishu: waah! Kya baat hai aaj tak teri bestie thi toh tune meri kabhi tarif nahi ki aur gf bante hi tu toh mere pichhe lattu ho gaya… Kya iraada hai haan?
Nil: ye mera dusra roop hai. Tu dost thi isliye tujhe kabhi dikhaya nahi. Lekin abhi gf hai na toh tujhe mera sab kuch dikha dunga…
Vaishu (double meaning baatein krte hue): haan sab kuch toh dikhana hi padega na… Yahi sab dekhne ke liye toh main kab se tumhare pichhe padi hu….
Nil: accha toh tumhe wo dekhna hai?
Vaishu: hmm
Nil: pehle ye toh batao tum vargine hi ho na? Yaa nahi?
Vaishu: nahi…
Nil (shock se): kya??
Vaishu: hmm i am not vargine…
Nil: tune kab kiya? Mujhe bataya bhi nahi? Aur kiske sath? Kyaa yr aisa thodi na hota hai!! Pyaar tu mujhse karegi aur kisi aur se varginity loss karwayegi… Ye nahi chalega yr… Ye tune galat kiya….
Vaishu: kyu nahi chalega? Aaj mere bf ho lekin temporary not permanently. Aur haan jab tum mere bestie the tab main tumse karwau yaa kisi aur se tumhe kya karna hai?
Pata nahi kyu uski baaton se mujhe bahut bura laga aur dher saara gussa bhi. Isliye main chup baith gaya aur usse dur hokar window ke paas jakar khada ho gaya…
5min baad vaishu jor jor se hasne lagi….. Fir wo mere karib aayi aur usne mujhe pichhe se hug kiya aur kehne lagi
Vaishu: kyaa yr tum ladke bhi na ajeeb hote ho…. Pyaar karte ho lekin kabhi batate nahi. Aur jab dikhate ho toh bahut gussa nikalte ho….
Nil: tu mujhse dur hi reh… Mujhe ye sab bilkul pasand nahi hai. Tune mujhe kabhi bataya tak nahi ke tune varginity loss ki hai? Itna dur kar diya kya mujhe apne aap se?
Vaishu: hey, sssshhhhh aisa kuch nahi hai. Main toh majak kar rahi thi. I am vargine yr!
Nil: kya sacchi?
Vaishu: haan haan sacchi. Tum bhi na kamal karte ho nil mujhe itna acche se jaante ho lekin fir bhi tumhe ye andaja nahi tha ke main vargine ho sakti hu yaa nahi… Hadd hai yrr!!
Nil: sry na…. Yr pata nahj kyu… Tu mujhe dheere dheere pasand aane lagi hai…. Isliye thoda hyper ho gaya.
Vaishu: accha? Kab se? Us din jab mujhe bra panty me dekha tha tab se??
Nil: sach kahu toh… Haan…
Vaishu: hmm mujhe laga hi tha. Meri hotness tujhe mere paas kheech ke layegi hi.
Nil: hmm
To be continued…