This story is part of the Cinema Hall Me Chudi Meri Maa series
To us din ke do din baad ki baat hai. Ek din Mai college se apni bike par ghar aa raha tha. Tabhi ek aadmi mujhe ishara karke rukne ke liye kehta hai.
(Us waqt bike rokna shayad meri sabse badi galti thi aur meri Maa ke liye bahut maze wali baat thi.)
Wo aadmi mujhe bike rokne ke liye kehta hai aur Mai jaldi se apni bike rok deta hu. Wo aadmi kaafi mast tha. Uska shareer wrestler “The Rock” ki tarah tha. Uski body kya mast thi aur uska chehra bhi kaafi acha tha. Uski chaati to aisi thi, ki agar koi neeche aa jaaye, to uski jaan nikaal de.
Tabhi usne mujhe kaha: Jawaan mujhe is address par jaana hai. Mai yaha naya hu. Kya tum jaante ho, ki ye address kaha hai?
Jab maine address dekha, to wo jagah mere ghar se thodi hi doori par thi. Fir maine us aadmi ko kaha-
Mai: Haaji Sir, Mai ye address jaanta hu. Chaliye Mai aapko le chalta hu.
Us aadmi ke paas ek chhota sa bag tha. Usne wo bag apne kandhe par uthaya aur bike par mere peeche aa kar baith gaya. Uske baithte hi bike ki to hawa hi nikal gayi. Kyuki bike par uska bahut saara bhaar pad raha tha.
Fir maine kaafi mushkil se bike start ki aur usko apne saath leke jaane laga. Tabhi usne peeche baithe-baithe mujhse baat karni shuru ki.
Wo aadmi: Kya karte ho jawaan?
Maine jawaab diya: Mai study karta hu.
Fir usne mujhe bataya, ki wo ek Fauji hai. Wo kuch hi dino ke liye yaha aaya tha aur uske dost bhi aane waale the. Kaafi mast tha wo Fauji aur hum bike par jaate-jaate baate kar rahe the.
Usse baate karke ye bhi pata chala, ki uske ghar par uski kam banti thi aur wo yaha par maze karne aaya tha. Tabhi uske address wali jagah aa gayi aur maine usko utaar diya. Lekin uska samaan abhi nahi aaya tha.
Fir maine usko kaha: Kyu naa aap mere ghar chalo aur thodi der aaram kar lo?
Pehle-pehle to usne mana kiya. Lekin mere zyada kehne par wo maan gaya. Mai usko apne ghar ke paad le gaya aur fir maine uska naam poocha. Usne bataya, ki uska naam Vikram Arora tha. Kya mast tha wo aadmi. Mujhe dekh kar usko maza aa raha tha.
Fir maine ghar ki bell bajayi, lekin Mummy ne darwaza nahi khola. Shayad meri Mummy andar kuch kar rahi thi. Fir maine dobara se bell bajayi, lekin darwaza fir bhi nahi khula. Mujhe laga, ki shayad Mummy so rahi thi.
Fir maine Mummy ko call ki. Mummy ne phone uthaya. Fir maine Mummy ko kaha-
Mai: Mummy darwaza kholo. Mai ghar aa gaya hu.
Mummy: Tu pagal hai? Mai so rahi thi. Aa rahi hu Mai.
Fir meri Mummy baahar aayi aur unhone ek-dum se darwaza khola. Jaise hi Mummy ne darwaza khola, to unka bura haal hua pada tha. Unke baal bikhre hue the aur unki aankhon me neend thi.
Tabhi Mai ghar ke andar chala gaya aur Mummy ne darwaza band kar diya. Fir maine Mummy ko kaha-
Mai: Rukiye Mummy, baahar Uncle hai.
Mummy: Kon se Uncle.
Mai: Ye Uncle mujhe raaste me mile the.
Aur maine Mummy ko sab bataya. Fir Mai andar chala gaya aur Mummy ne dobara jaake darwaza khola. Jaise hi Mummy ne darwaza khola, to unke muh se nikla-
Mummy: Aap
Aur Mummy ko dekh kar Vikram Uncle ke muh se nikla-
Vikram Uncle: Sukhi kutiya tu!
Tabhi mujhe samajh aa gaya, ki kuch na kuch kaand hua hoga un dono me. Tabhi us Uncle ne dekhte hi meri Maa ko kutiya bola tha. Ab wo dono ek-doosre ki taraf dekh rahe the.
Wo Uncle meri Maa ke boobs, Maa ki salwaar, Maa ke raseele hontho aur uske chehre ki taraf dekh rahe the. Aur meri Maa us Uncle ko sir se pairo tak dekh rahi thi. Maa saath me mujhe bhi dekh rahi thi. Tabhi maine un dono ko kaha-
Mai: Aap dono ek-doosre ko jaante ho kya?
Tabhi Mummy ko hosh aaya aur Mummy ne kaha-
Mummy: Beta ye hamaare gaaon ke hai.
Fir Mummy ne Uncle ko andar aane ke liye kaha. Ab meri Mummy aise behave kar rahi thi, jaise usko Uncle se pyaar bhi ho aur unka darr bhi ho. Tabhi Uncle andar aaye aur jaise hi maine apna muh doosri taraf kiya, to Uncle ne apne haath me rakhi chadi se Mummy ki gaand par maar diya.
Isse meri Maa ke muh se aahh.. ki awaaz nikli. Maa ki aahh.. sun kar maine anjaan bante hue kaha-
Mai: Kya hua Maa? Ye awaaz kaisi thi?
Meri Maa apni gaand ko masal rahi thi aur gaand masalte hue hi Maa ne kaha-
Maa: Pata nahi beta. Lagta hai kuch ghus gaya hai kapdo me aur usi ne kaat liya hai.
Fir Uncle andar aaye aur sofa par baith gaye. Mummy Uncle ki side me khadi ho gayi. Tabhi maine Mummy se kaha-
Mai: Mummy baith jao aap bhi.
Tabhi Mummy ne Uncle ki taraf dekh kar poocha-
Mummy: Mai baith jau?
Uncle ne Mummy ko Haa bola aur Mummy baith gayi. Ye dekh kar maine Maa se poocha-
Mai: Mummy aap Uncle se kyu poocha rahe ho baithne ke liye.
Ispe Mummy ne kaha: Beta Uncle bade hai naa. Isliye maine unse poocha.
Fir Mummy Uncle se saath waale sofa pe baith gayi. Ab Mummy aur Uncle aamne-saamne baithe the. Uncle ka dhyaan meri Mummy ke boobs par hi tha aur meri Maa ka dhyaan Uncle ke lund ke paas wali jagah par tha. Fir tabhi maine kaha-
Mai: Mummy aur Uncle aap kya dekh rahe ho?
Tabhi Mummy ne mujhse kaha: Beta tu inko Uncle kyu bol raha hai. Ye to mere Uncle hai.
To maine kaha: Theek hai Mummy. To Nana ji aap kya dekh rahe ho?
Tabhi Maa gusse me boli: Tu inko Nana ji kyu bol raha hai. Inko tu Papa hi bol.
Ispe maine hairaan hoke kaha: Mai inko Papa kahu? Aisa kyu?
Fir Mummy ne kaha: Nahi Mai aise hi bol rahi thi. Tu inko Papa hi bol de to acha hota. Kyu tu inko Nana ji nahi bol sakta aur uska koi kaaran hai.
Tabhi maine kaha: Mai inko kuch bhi nahi kahunga. Ab aap dono baate karo aur Mai mobile par game khelunga.
Ye bol kar maine apna sir neeche kar liya. Lekin mera dhyaan un dono ki taraf hi tha. Fir Uncle ne Maa se kaha-
Uncle: Aur Sukhi kutiya kaisi hai?
Ye sun kar Mai jhat se bola: Uncle aapne abhi kya kaha Mummy ko? Sukhi kya?
Tabhi meri Maa beech me bol padi aur Maa ne mujhe gusse se thappad dikhaate hue kaha-
Maa: Maine bola naa tu inko Papa bol.
To maine apne kaano ko haath laga kar sorry bola. Fir maine Uncle ko bola-
Mai: Papa abhi aapne Mummy ko kya bola?
Maine notice kiya, ki jab maine Uncle ko Papa bola, to Mummy ke chehre pe ek alag si hi khushi thi. Ab mujhe ye nahi pata, ki wo khushi kis baat ki thi.
Tabhi Uncle kuch bol paate, usse pehle hi Mummy ne mujhe bola-
Mummy: Beta inhone mujhe Sukhi bitiya bola hai.
Tabhi Uncle ne Mummy ko bola: Kaisi ho Sukhi kutiya.
Uncle ne firse Mummy ko kutiya hi bola aur Mummy Uncle ko gusse aankhen dikhaane lag gayi. Fir Uncle ne apni chaati ki taraf dekha, jisko dekh kar meri Maa ne apna sir neeche kar liya aur hasne lag gayi.
Fir Uncle ne apna danda uthaya aur usko Mummy ke baalo me chalana shuru kar diya. Uske baad Uncle ne achanak se wo danda meri Maa ke boobs ke neeche kar diya. Uncle ne us dande se Maa ke boobs ko hila kar kaha-
Uncle: Bade kar liye hai toone Sukhi kutiya?
Tabhi meri Maa ne sharma kar kaha-
Maa: Sabse pehle aapka hi haath laga tha. Isiliye hi bade ho gaye hai.
Tabhi maine kaha: Kya bada ho gaya hai? Aur Uncle ka haath kaise Mummy?
To Mummy ne kaha: Tere Papa mere baalo ke baare me bol rahe hai. Bachpan me ye mere baalo ko bahut kheenchte the aur baalo ko masal dete the.
Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Mai teri Maa ko ghodi bana kar rakhta tha.
Mai: Mummy ghodi?
Mummy: Nahi beta, hamaare gaaon me ek khel hota tha. Us khel me Mai ghodi banti thi aur tere Papa ghoda bante the. Aur ye mere upar chadhte the.
Fir maine kaha: Kya pata aapka konsa khel tha. Waise aap dono ki umar me to itna farak hai, to aap kaise khelte the.
Tabhi Uncle ne jawaab diya: Teri Mummy ko mere saath khelne ka bada shonk tha.
Fir Mummy ne mujhe kaha: Chal Beta, ab tu andar jaa aur apni class laga. Aur aap(Uncle) ab kya loge khaane aur peene me.
Tabhi Uncle ne kaha: Sukhi mujhe to tera doodh peene ka mann kar raha hai.
Ye sun kar Maa ko hassi aa gayi aur meri Maa kitchen me chali gayi. Mai bhi apne room me chala gaya aur Mai chupke se dekh raha tha, ki meri Maa aur Uncle baahar kya kar rahe the.
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