This story is part of the Aladdin ke chudai bhare kisse series
Chudai dekhne ke baad Ali 2 din lagatar muth maarta raha, aur bas yahi socha raha ki yaha ammi ke maje lene aaya tha lekin ab mai kya karu. Tabhi andar ka bhudda aadmi bahar aaya aur bola-
Admi – Jo karna hai kar lekin yaha kuch bhi gadbad kari toh uska asar bhavishya me jarur dikhega. Isliye jo karna bahot soch samajh ke karna.
Ye sab chal hi raha tha ki ammi (Roja) ne piche se awaj lagayi-
Roja – Sun na jara.
Piche mudkar Ali – Boliye, kya kaam hai.
Roja – Mujhe dargah jaana hai, kya aap mere saath chaloge?
Ali (mann hi mann chodho saala pehle kon pehle kon, jo pehle aaye ussi pe koshish karo) – Chalo.
Fir dono dargah ke liye nikal pade, raste me Ali ke mann ne tarkib aayi kyu na thoda baat badhayi jaaye-
Ali – Wo tumhare abbu kaha gaye jo aaj mere sath jaana padh raha hai.
Roja – Wo abbu ammi ke sath kamre me hai.
Ali (janbujh kar) – Kamre me kyu tumhare abbu ko kaam pe nahi jaana kya?
Roja – Wo apne kaam par hi hai.
.Ali – Kya matlab?
Roja – Are bhuddhu dono miya biwi hai aur miya biwi kamre me kya karte hai tumhe nahi pata kya?
Ali – Tum kya ghuma fira ke baate kar rahi ho.
Roja – Are bhuddhu.
Bas itna kehke dono bich raste me hi ruk gaye aur Roja Ali ke paas jaake uske kaano ke paas muh le jaake ke-
Roja – Abbu ammi ki chudai kar rahe hai.
Ali – Hey alllah!! Ye toh mere dimaag me hi nahi aaya.
Roja – Tumne kabhi kisi ladki ki chudai kari hai?
Ali (mann me kari toh bahut hai aur teri karne hi yaha aaya hu) – Nahi, kya tumne kara hai?
Roja – Maine bhi nahi kiya hai.
Ye sunkar Ali ke andar ajeeb sa utsaah aa jaata hai.
Roja – Agle 4 din baad yaha bahot bada mela lagne wala hai.
Ali – Acha, kaha pe?
Roja – Agar tumhe chudai karni hai kisi ladki ki jo tumhari tarah hi chudai nahi karwayi ho toh uss mele me piche jungle hai, wahi pe kambal odh kar khade rehna.
Ali – Uske baad?
Roja – Tum bas khade rehna, uske baad tum sab jaan jaaoge.
Itna kehkar dono dargah ki taraf chalne lagte hai.
Ali sochne lagta hai (ab bas 4 din dur hai mera sapna poora hone me, uske baad ammi ko nana nahi balki mai hounga unki pehli chudai karne waala.)
Dono dargah me sar jhuka ke wapas ghar ki aur laut jaate hai.
Ali apne khayalo me hi khoya rehta hai. 4 din baad aisa waise karunga faad dunga sab apne 9 inch ke lode se, pehli baar mera lund leke chillayegi aur mai hounga pehla 10 inch waala jo uski chut se khoon nikalega.)
Aage chalti jaa rahi Roja (uski sauteli ammi) ki matakti naajuk gaand ko dekh kar khayalo me hi uspe haath pherne lagta hai.
Dono ghar pahuch jaate hai, Roja ke saath Ali ko dekh kar Ali ke nana ke ankho me gussa bhar jaata hai. Aur Roja ko gale lagaane ke baad Ali ko gardan se pakad kar bahar laate hue-
Nana – Madarchod saale!
Ali – Pehle banne toh do fir gaali dena.
Nana – Kya bola saale harami?
Ali – Kuch nahi, kya hua gussa kyu kar rahe ho?
Nana – Saale meri maal pe nazar daalta hai!
Ali – Kya matlab?
Nana – Bhosdike sab pata hai piche raste me tu roja ki gaand nihaar raha tha.
Ali – Apko ye sab kaise pata?
Nana – Saale Roja mera maal hai, uski chut me sirf mera lund jayega samajha be harami!
Ali – Kya bole jaa rahe ho aap.
Nana – Bhosdike tujhe kya laga ghar se bahar le jayega aur mujhe pata nahi chalega kuch? Ye poora mera ilaaka hai,
Ali – Samjha nahi kuch.
Nana – Bas itna jaan, poora gaon jaanta hai Roja sirf mera maal isliye koi dusra Roja ko aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekhta. Koi uski umar ka ladka usse dosti bhi nahi banata.
Ali – Lekin wo toh apki beti hai!
Nana – Madarchod bakwaas kum kar aur Roja se dur reh aur mere gusse se bhi. Ghume aaya hai, mela ghum bas jyada kuch nahi.
Ye sab sunkar Ali ki haalat aur kharab ho gayi, lekin usko 4 din baad kambal waale tarike pe bharosa tha, tabhi-
Nana – Wo kuch mela kambal keh rahi thi kya tha wo?
Uski baato se Ali kaamp gaya aur jo kuch bhi Roja ne Ali se kaha tha, darr darr kar Ali ne nana ko sab kuch poori tabiyat se bata diya.
Iske baad Ali khud ko kosne laga ki kya kar diya, ye sab maar ke dar se ammi ki pehli chudai chodh di.
To be continued…………….
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