This story is part of the Mummy aur Maulana ki rasleela series
Delhi station pahuch kar, hum Jiju ke saath Didi ke ghar gaye. Jiju bhi Mummy ko gaadi me dekh rahe the aur soch rahe honge, ki is umar me bhi unki saas kya maal dikh rahi hai aur Maulana ko bhi dekh ke soch rahe honge, ki iski to lottery nikal gayi, kyuki aisa maal pelne ko mil raha tha.
Hum ghar pahunche aur Didi bhut khush ho gayi Mummy ko dekh kar aur Mummy bhi Didi ko dekh kar bhut khush thi. Fir dono gale mile aur rone lage.
Didi: Aaj ka din bhut acha hai Mummy. Itne saalo baad aapse aise mili.
Mummy: Mai bhi bhut khush hu beta. Aaj tujhe seene se laga ke mann halka hua.
Didi: Arre Amit, bada ho gaya tu to. Kaisa hai tu?
Mai: Mast hu Didi. Aap to thodi moti ho gayi hai.
Didi: Haa, wo kayi maheene se ghar par hu to….. Salaam(Maulana ko dekhte hua), kaise hai aap?
Maulana: Salaam, acha hu beta. Dua hai bas tum logo ki. Acha tumhara sab delivery sab theek hua naa? Ab kuch problem to nahi? Aur bachhe se to milao.
Didi: Haa sab theek hua. Ab sahi hai sab.
Mummy: Arre haa, mere naati se to mila.
Fir Didi apne bete ko laayi aur Mummy ne usko khoob pyaar kiya aur Maulana ne bhi pyaar kiya. Maulana ne kuch dua padhi aur bachhe par fook kar 2000 ke note se muh dikhayi ki aur kaha-
Maulana: Ye paise kisi gareeb ko de dena.
Fir hum sab khaana khaaya aur fir Jiju kaam pe chale gaye. Didi bhi job karti thi, magar abhi maternity leave par thi. Mai shaam ko Didi ke kamre me mobile chala raha tha aur munna soya hua tha. Didi aur Mummy baate kar rahe the aapas me.
Maulana: Arti Mai thoda baahar se aata hu. Pooja beti yaha nazdeek koi masjid hai?
Didi: Ji yaha to nahi hai, thoda door me hai.
Mummy: Aap ghar me hi namaaz padh le, kaha baahar jayenge.
Maulana: Wo ek dost se milna bhi hai, to Mai aata hu kuch waqt me.
Fir Maulana bhi chale gaye. Mai mobile chalaate-chalaate sone ka naatak karne laga, kyuki aksar Mummy aur Didi kuch mazedaar baate karti hai, to sunna tha mujhe. Isliye hi Mai naatak karke so raha tha.
Didi: Mummy, aap khush to hai naa inke saath?
Mummy: Arre haa beta, bhut khush hu. Sach bolu, to mujhe ek naya jeevan mila hai inke saath.
Didi: Kya aapko nahi lagta, Papa ko chodhna galat hua aur ye Maulana aapke liye sahi nahi hai?
Mummy: Arre aisa kyu bol rahi hai? Maulana bhut ache hai mere liye aur Papa ko chodh kar maine theek kiya. Us aadmi ne mujhe khul ke kabhi jeene nahi diya. Pehle tere upar rok-tok, fir mere upar. Aakhir kab tak aise jeeti? Mai Maulana ke saath bhut khush hu.
Didi: Acha, agar aap khush hai, to theek hai. Waise Amit kaise maan gaya?
Mummy: Amit samajhdar hai. Wo apne Papa ki harkat ko samajh raha tha aur maine usko apna dukh bataya, to wo maan gaya. Mujhe acha laga, ki Amit meri khushi ko samjha.
Didi: Magar Papa se zyada to ye Maulana strict lag rahe hai. Kurta pajama, namaaz padhna, ye wo aur aap par paabandi lagaate honge?
Mummy: Hahaha, beta inke upari roop pe mat jao. Dikhne me ye mazhabi lag rahe hai, lekin andar se bade mast aur romantic hai. Bade rangeen vichaar hai inke hahaha.
Didi: Acha? Mujhe to laga strict honge, isliye socha.
Mummy: Bilkul strict nahi hai. Dekho Mai tumhaare Papa ke time sirf saree me rehti thi aur ab tight trousers aur t-shirt me bilkul modern lady ki tarah rehti hu. Maulana mast hai aur Mai bhut khush hu.
Didi: Arre haa maine to aapke kapdo pe dhyaan hi nahi diya aur aap pehle se patli aur fit bhi ho gayi hai. Aap to meri age ki lag rahi hai, waah.
Mummy: Hahaha ye sab Maulana ji ka kamaal hai. Sab unhone kar diya aur poora badal diya mujhe. Ek-dum mast hai wo.
Didi: Waah Mummy, aap to bhut tareef kar rahi hai Maulana ki. Lagta hai khoob maza karti hai unke saath.
Mummy: Wo to hai, ruk tujhe kuch pic dikhaati hu. Dekh kitne romantic hai Maulana.
Fir Mummy apne mobile se Didi ko apni aur Maulana ki kuch romantic pics dikhaane lagi. Jaise kiss kar rahe the gaalo pe, haatho me haath liye ghoomne ki pics aur bhi kaafi pics. Fir achanak ek aisi pic aayi, jiski wajah se Mummy ne mobile hata liya sharam se.
Didi: Oh Mummy! aisi pic bhi rakhti hai aap? Aap to badi tez ho gayi hai.
Mummy: Arre beta, wo Maulana ji ne le li thi. Sorry uske liye.
Didi: Arre Mummy koi baat nahi. Aap dono Husband-Wife hai, to ye sab to hoga hi. Waise dikhayiye na wo pic, please.
Mummy: Nahi beta, rehne do. Mujhe sharam aa rahi hai.
Didi: Please Mummy, mujhse kya sharmana. Mai koi bachhi nahi hu, ye sab to jaanti hu.
Fir Mummy ne apni wo gandi pic, jisme Mummy aur Maulana nange bathroom me kiss kar rahe the, Didi ko dikhayi aur jaldi se hata li.
Didi: Waah Mummy, aapki body to mast lag rahi hai aur Maulana bhi bade mast hai aur unka samaan, hahaha wo bhi mast hai.
Mummy: Chal besharam, wo teri Mummy ka hubby hai. Aisa ganda mat soch.
Didi: Ganda kaha? Mummy jo hai, wo sach keh diya. Sach me inka samaan mast lag raha hai. Laal-laal aur bada mota hai aur thoda alag dikh raha hai baakiyo se.
Mummy: Wo ye Muslim hai naa, to in logo ka kya wo khatna hota hai, to saamne ki skin nahi rehti, isliye aisa hai. Mujhe to yahi wala zyada mast lagta hai.
Didi: Acha to aisa hota hai. Circumcised penis hai inka. Mast dikh raha hai. Chalo aur pics dekhte hai ab.
Fir Mummy ne mobile le liya aur ab aur pics nahi dikhayi.
Mummy: Hatt besharam, teri Mummy ka hubby hai. Ab aur nahi, bas itna hi sahi hai, aage kuch nahi.
Didi: Isliye aap itna pyaar dikha rahi hai Maulana ji par aur unke liye Papa ko bhi chodh diya. Ab samjhi, ki ye raaz hai hahhaha.
Mummy: Hatt besharam, kuch bhi bolti hai. Chal Mai bathroom se aati hu.
Mujhe maloom tha, ki Mummy ne aur aage pic kyu nahi dikhayi. Kyuki uske baad Mummy-Maulana ki bathroom ki chudai ki pic thi, jo Maulana ne mujhe pehle hi dikha di thi aur ab Mummy bathroom me gayi. Shayad Maulana ka lund dekh kar, unki chut me khujli hui ho, jisko mitana tha.
Mai soya hua tha, tabhi munna rote hue utha aur Didi ne usko god me le liya aur apni nighty hata kar nipple uske muh me daal diya. Pehli baar Didi ka choocha dekha maine. Unka choocha ek-dum mast aur mota tha. Nipple dark tha, magar choocha loose aur mast tha.
Fir raat ko sabne dinner kiya aur apne kamre me sone gaye. 2 room the. Ek me Didi-Jiju aur doosre me Mummy-Maulana aur Mai hall me akele soya tha. Raat ke 1 baj rahe the. Mujhe dono room se chudai ki awaaze aa rahi thi.
Mummy Maulana se chud rahi thi aur Jiju Didi ki chut maar rahe the. Mai mast dono ki moaning sun raha tha, jisme Mummy ki awaaz zyada aa rahi thi. Shayad Maulana dum-daar tareeke se chut ki chudi kar rahe the. Kuch der baad, Didi ke room ka gate khula aur Jiju bathroom me gaye.
Shayad Jiju Didi ka ho gaya tha. Fir Didi bathroom me gayi aur jab baahar aayi, to Mummy ke room se awaaz sun kar ruk gayi aur door ke paas jaakar sunne lagi. Awaaz mast aa rahi thi chap-chap ki aur Mummy ki aah.. aah.. ki awaaz bhi mast thi. Didi josh me apna choocha masalne lagi.
Mai hairaan ho gaya tha, Didi ko aise dekh kar. Abhi Didi Jiju se chud ke aayi thi, magar fir bhi apni chut se khelne lagi. Mummy ki awaaz se mujhe bhi josh aa raha tha, to Didi bhi josh me aayi aur apni chut me ungli karne lagi. Kuch der baad, Didi ko shaanti mili aur wo wapas apne kamre me chali gayi.
Aur Maulana ab bhi chudai kar rahe the. Mummy ke kuch der baad, Mai bhi so gaya. Subha hum sab uthe aur aaj Delhi ghoomne ka plan tha. Jiju to job par chale gaye aur Didi jaa nahi sakti thi, to hum 3 ready hue.
Maulana wahi kurta pajama, Mai naye mast kapde me aur Mummy to poori modern ho gayi thi. Aaj Mummy ne gown pehna tha aur Mummy mast dikh rahi thi gown me, jaise film me actress lagti hai. Sleeveless gown pehna tha Mummy ne, jispe unka clean armpit dikh raha tha.
Hamne taxi book ki poora din ke liye. Mai aage baitha aur Mummy-Maulana peeche masti karte rahe. Taxi wala bhi sheeshe se dekh raha tha un dono ko, kyuki Mummy-Maulana chipke hue the aur Mummy Maulana ke kandhe pe sir rakhe hue thi. Taxi wala pakka soch raha hoga, ki mast maal mili hai saale Maulana ko.
Pehle hum Qutub Meenar gaye, fir India gate, fir Lal Qila aur bhut si famous jagah gaye. Lal Qila me ghoomte hue sab thak gaye the, to ek kone me hum baithe. Mai mobile chala raha tha aur Mummy Maulana ki god me leti pyaar ki baate kar rahi thi.
Mummy: Beta, tum thoda ghoom ke aao. Kuch der baad aana yaha, abhi jao.
Mai: Nahi Mai theek hu, Mai bhi thak gaya hu. Aap log ke saath hi jaaunga.
Mummy (gussa me): Zyada zid achi nahi hoti. Kaha na jao, baad me aana, abhi jao.
Mai samajh gaya tha, ki Mummy poore mood me hai. Ye gussa chudai na milne ke liye hai, to Mai waha se chala gaya aur door se dono ko dekhne laga.
Isse aage kya hua, aapko agle part me pata chalega. To padhte rahiye aur maze lete rahiye.